#pitow

[submissiveblender]

Showed my best friend the first episode of Bungo Stray Dogs tonight, and when we got to the scene with Dazai and Kunikida arguing in the teahouse while Atsushi stuffs himself full of rice she looked at me and asked

"Is this the couple with the four year divorce?"

You'd think so, but oh honey, no, you don't even *know*

[submissiveblender]

Made dinner for my household and my bff tonight and she announced her arrival by saying "I apologize for what I'm about to do"

After eating a full rice bowl and a second bowl of just rice, she looked at the empty bowl and asked me, "If I order a pizza, would you like some?"

Ma'am how

Where did this appetite come from

(She'll be back shortly with the pizza)

[submissiveblender]

Bestie: I ate the entire tray of pigs in a blanket for lunch today since the holiday party was canceled. How am I allowed to be in charge of myself when these are the decisions I make. I need an adultier adult

Me: ...I had 3 donuts and a Boba tea for dinner. I can't help you with this