#pixie posting

[tastylittlepixie]

got caught inside one of these bad boys I might be fucked for life

[circusfreakster]

HELLO INTERNET!! IM author pixie! You all know me of course. I’m here to say I’m sorry for being so fucking STUPID. I should’ve never gone against Elizabeth!! Poor judgement on my part honestly. She’s always right anyways!

[ringmaster-pixie]

I quit the circus. I’m sorry it had to come to this, but with everyone being so unsupportive and harunii being so mean and not helping with anything, I think I have to. This is my final bow. Goodbye, everyone. :(

This applies ooc too. Pixies fantasmal circus is no more. I never really enjoyed this anyways.

@acrobat-harunii

[hedgehugsandkisses]

Been waiting for this all year, and it finally arrived yesterday! I’m so jazzed!

[thefaithofthelight]

petunias family is happy and healthy

[tastylittlepixie]

you should give your local pixie a kiss on her whole body. just hold her in your palm and press her against your lips in one big kiss. feel her get flustered and struggle to kiss you back but there's so much of you compared to her that she's not even sure if you can tell that she's kissing you back. you should kiss your local pixie in a way that you and your lips become her entire world, and no matter how brief the kiss actually is it feels like ages to her due to the sheer size difference and also the fact that she's so gay and flustered that her brain short circuits by just a simple kiss

[tastylittlepixie]

if you keep a pixie in a jar and treat her very well and with the care and respect she deserves then in your hour of need she will roll off the shelf her jar is on and land directly on the head of a home intruder killing them instantly as the jar shatters but because you treated her so nicely she won't try to flee and will instead flutter over and sit on your palm and perhaps let you jar her again

[tastylittlepixie]

I have a really poor sense of scale when it comes to things but sometimes I get a reality check when nearby a ruler

today I learned I'm smaller than the average soda can 😔😔😔