Jan 5, 2016
“Right, the next person to call me ‘Rosie’ will be speaking only in rhyming couplets for the next fortnight.”
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“Right, the next person to call me ‘Rosie’ will be speaking only in rhyming couplets for the next fortnight.”
❝ anyone wants to stop with the kid games and actually get some practice in; you come and find me. i promise that i WON’T go easy on you. ❞
❝ what part I WANT TO BE ALONE can you not comprehend? ❞
“Okay,” he said, sweat dripping down his forehead rapidly. “I know it sounds bad, but it isn’t. Really.” With his tools in his hands, Isaac started hitting the uncooperative gears with a substantial amount of force, hoping to silence it. “There seems to be something jamming the entrance — it should have opened up with a push of this button,” he said, his nervous laughter reverberating through the tunnel.
“But, hey, it would be a g r e a t story to tell your grandchildren, right? Being stuck below Cabin 9 because your brilliant friend thought that building another underground room was a good idea. And, come on, admit it — it’s a pretty solid idea.”
“You would think a person would be able to fill a watering can without fear of some absolute moron coming in and tearing through his flower patch like it’s a gods damned play area. Honestly, are you five years old?”
“Is there anyway you could not do what you’re doing right now? Or is that too difficult?”
“Shit. Who left their throwing knifes on the floor? Gods, I swear.”