homework.
1. What is your middle name?
ii dont have one.
2. How old are you?
about 9 2weep2 now.
3. What is your birthday?
from what ii gather that2 the human equiiviilent of a wriiggliing day.
miine ii2 2mack bang iin the miiddle of the 2weep.
4. What is your zodiac sign?
gemiinii
5. What is your favorite color?
black and whiite becau2e ii wiill be fucked iif iit2 red and blue anymore.
6. What’s your lucky number?
2
7. Do you have any pets?
no.
8. Where are you from?
alterniia.
9. How tall are you?
5”5
10. What shoe size are you?
why are you buyiing me 2ome.
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
whatever2 logged iinto the wardrobiifiier
12. What was your last dream about?
ii havent really 2lept iin a whiile.
13. What talents do you have?
iive apparently got a talent for codiing and hackiing.
14. Are you psychic in any way?
vii2iion twofold.
15. Favorite song?
iim 2o 2orry for all that iive done
and everythiing iim about two do
but iill kiill you two hundred tiime2
ju2t two have another chance two belong two you.
16. Favorite movie?
ii 2orta get bored wiith fiilm2.
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
a ver2iion of GZ that doe2nt keep goiing away would be a good 2tart.
18. Do you want children?
no.
19. Do you want a church wedding?
no.
20. Are you religious?
no.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
recently.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
do any pa2t iinteractiion2 wiith GC count.
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
II suppose.
24. Baths or showers?
2hower2.
ii tend two overheat iin bath2,
25. What color socks are you wearing?
one black.
one whiite.
26. Have you ever been famous?
apparently.
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
no.
28. What type of music do you like?
not iicp.
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
no
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
a2 many a2 po22iible.
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
iimagiine 2omeone tryiing two 2mother them2elve2 wiith a2 many piillow2 a2 po22iible.
32. How big is your house?
dont liive iin a hou2e.
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
a thiing called okayu. iit2 liike a riice porriidge thiing that ii put an egg iin.
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
no.
35. Have you ever tried archery?
no.
36. Favorite clean word?
ungh.
37. Favorite swear word?
motherfuckiing.
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
do you really want two a2k me thii2 riight now.
39. Do you have any scars?
a few.
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
ii have no iidea.
ii dont want two know.
41. Are you a good liar?
yes.
42. Are you a good judge of character?
very.
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
no.
44. Do you have a strong accent?
no.
45. What is your favorite accent?
Kurloz ha2 the be2t accent. ii really liiked kanaya2 too.
46. What is your personality type?
2pliit.
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
my gla22e2.
48. Can you curl your tongue?
ye2.
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
what.
50. Left or right handed?
both.
51. Are you scared of spiders?
ii dont really care about them.
52. Favorite food?
junk food.
53. Favorite foreign food?
ea2t alterniian.
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
clean.
55. Most used phrased?
no.
56. Most used word?
no.
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
not two long.
58. Do you have much of an ego?
no.
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
both.
60. Do you talk to yourself?
no.
61. Do you sing to yourself?
no.
62. Are you a good singer?
fuck no.
63. Biggest Fear?
iim not 2ayiing that.
64. Are you a gossip?
no.
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
KK'2 HDD
66. Do you like long or short hair?
both.
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
no.
68. Favorite school subject?
the2e que2tiion2 are 2tupiid a2 fuck.
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
iintrovert.
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
no.
71. What makes you nervous?
beiing 2urrounded by iidiiot2.
2o ba2iically my entiire experiience on the meteor.
72. Are you scared of the dark?
no.
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
no.
74. Are you ticklish?
no.
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
lol.
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
once or twiice.
77. Have you ever drank underage?
no.
78. Have you ever done drugs?
not wiith my con2ent.
79. Who was your first real crush?
agaiin wiith the 2tupiid que2tiion2.
80. How many piercings do you have?
ii dont.
81. Can you roll your Rs?”
ye2.
82. How fast can you type?
way fa2ter than anyone iin my 2e22iion.
83. How fast can you run?
iive only had two run once.
84. What color is your hair?
black.
85. What color are your eyes?
red and blue.
86. What are you allergic to?
2tupiidiity.
87. Do you keep a journal?
ye2.
88. What do your parents do?
IIm assumIIng thIIs IIs another human term but II resent googlIIng the last one II am not makIIng the same mIIstake agaIIn.
89. Do you like your age?
iim iindiifferent two iit.
90. What makes you angry?
lot2 of thiing2.
91. Do you like your own name?
ii generally re2ent the 2 iin iit.
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
ii dont really want a human grub.
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
refer two the above.
94. What are you strengths?
my p2iioniic and computiing abiiliitiie2
95. What are your weaknesses?
not 2ayiing.
96. How did you get your name?
liike mo2t troll2 do.
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
fuck no.
98. Do you have any scars?
ye2.
99. Color of your bedspread?
whIIte.
100. Color of your room?
whiite.