Getting In Good W/ The Thanos Team (NSFW HEADCANONS)
warning: smut and all things of the like | NOT PROOFREAD | lowercase intended | reader has female genitalia | dryhumping / outercourse | these are my interpretations of these characters, please be respectful even if my opinions on the characters differ from yours
A/N: didn’t want to name this “dryhumping the thanos team” but tbf thats basically what this is oops 🫢 gotta love a headcanon post every now and then.
MDNI! 18+ content beneath the cut, reader’s discretion is advised
thanos / choi su-bong (player 230)
⟢ your make-out sessions usually end with you guys dry humping. sorry 🫢
⟢ he’s not the type to sit there motionless while you do all the work, no. he’ll sink right into it, rolling his hips up into your own as you search for that friction— that pleasure
⟢ definitely down for some dirty talk, but who’s surprised by that.
“y’ feel that? how hard you make me?”
“fuck, ya’ haven’t even taken your clothes off and ‘t still feels like we’re fucking..”
⟢ matter of fact, you guys don’t even necessarily need to be making out for thanos to want to dry hump. if you ever take a seat on his lap, just know there’s always a chance he could feel the need to start grinding up into you— however subtle it may be
⟢ if you’re wearing jeans, he’ll hook his fingers between the belt loops and pull you into it
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nam-gyu (player 124)
⟢ oh, he is mean about outercourse— but let’s be real, when is nam-gyu ever nice
⟢ loves to watch you squirm beneath him as he rubs your pussy through your panties
⟢ he’s still on top when you guys dry hump, usually likes to have one or both of your legs over his shoulders while you guys grind together
⟢ the most you will ever hear him moan is during dry humping. its something about having all of you, right there, yet restricted by layers of fabric that drives him crazy. the first time you guys did this, you were surprised that those sounds were coming out of his mouth
“ooh fuck yeah, been needing this bad”
“ah shit, i can still feel how fucking wet you are through your clothes— what a pitiful little slut”
“oh fuck, yeah… just keep looking at me like that, fuck—“
⟢ if he’s feeling lazy, he’ll make you sit on his lap while he lays back and enjoys the show. at most he’ll rest his hand on your waist, but don’t expect much affection in these moments
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se-mi (player 380)
⟢ it’s interchangeable who’s in charge for outercourse, but if it’s se-mi’s turn— you guys won’t even need to strip for you to cum
⟢ loves the view of looking down at the pathetic little expressions you make while she’s on top of you, she also loves feeling you shiver whenever she touches your bare skin— still despite what you two are doing
⟢ even with how urgent dry humping feels, se-mi always tries to be romantic with it— as she is with any sexual act you guys partake in. this comes out in the endless streams of praise she showers you in
“just couldn’t wait— i had to have you like this..”
“you still make me feel so good, even when this is all we have time for”
“ugh, i can’t wait to fuck you proper later….”
⟢ will kiss over every inch of your exposed skin as you guys dry hump. what can she say? she gets very affectionate when she’s horny :)
⟢ if she’s feeling it, she might tease you by making it seem like she’ll move her hands between the fabric separating her from your pussy— she doesn’t usually follow through with this though
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gyeong-su (player 256)
⟢ he’s so desperate when it comes to dry humping, it’s actually kind of adorable
⟢ you usually initiate the whole thing by “innocently” rubbing your ass up against him when you guys are spooning, and if you consider stopping after you’ve started, he’ll insist by grabbing your hips and rolling his own into you himself
⟢ gyeong-su makes the cutest little whimpers as he buries his face in the crook of your neck as your grinding grows sloppier, the desperation really shining through in his voice
“oh fuck, my god you feel so good.. so good…”
“i just wanna fuck you s’bad… please lemme fuck you…”
“oh god, your ass is so perfect.. feels so perfect on me—“
⟢ as he has his face buried into your neck, gyeong-su will kiss and bite you all over in an attempt to distract himself from the pleasure you’re making him feel— an attempt that falls short, seeing as the sensation of him marking your neck up only eggs you on further
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park min-su (player 125)
⟢ surprise surprise, min-su is vocal when you guys dry hump
⟢ he’s so overwhelmed by the sensation of you grinding down onto his lap that all he can bring himself to do is plant his hands on your thighs and try his darnedest to hold out as long as possible— however, if you maintain a steady pace, he usually cums pretty fast from dry humping (no shame in that)
⟢ loves when you purposely drag him out, bringing him to what he thinks will be the edge, only for you to slow down and change things up. of course, he never wants these moments to end
⟢ his moans get so desperate, so slutty— it almost sounds like he’s on the verge of tears when you ride him through your clothes
“ah fuck, fuck! oh shit, can’t keep doing this— feels s’ good, ‘m so c—lose…”
“yeah, yeah… please keep riding me j’st like that— oh, fuck me…”
⟢ much like gyeong-su, min-su likes to have you as close as possible while you fuck him through his clothes. if he’s feeling desperate enough, he’ll slip his hands under your shirt just to feel your skin on his, to some degree
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thank you so much for reading divas! the squid game fandom may be slowly “dying”, but the people will have to pry this show from my cold dead hands
aa always, any advice/constructive criticism on how i can improve my writing is appreciated and requested. have an amazing day/night lovelies 💋
