Apr 29
"I assure you, whatever quip or joke you have in-mind, is not as clever as you believe it is."
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"I assure you, whatever quip or joke you have in-mind, is not as clever as you believe it is."
"... And just what are you looking at?"
"Now why would anyone love a worm?"
Watches TV from behind the couch wolfishly.
"You understand a single thing those twats said all episode?"
"Not a damn one."
"Fucking Zoomers."
"You know," she crunched, more than spoke, through a half-full mouth of "Hot 'n Spicy" chicharrones, "I heard someone say these aren't even real pork, but some sort of fried corn-snack."
She chewed a few more times.
"Can't say I mind, though, they're addicting as hell."
"Whatchu say ese?"
"I have read your mind, and hereby declare you... Bitchless."