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all of them for all of them

1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?ummm i haven't had neapolitan ice cream in ages but last time it was chocolate now it'd probably be strawberry(or still chocolate) 

2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?lol i've been caught in both without both but i prefer a rainstorm without an umbrella 

3: Let's say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?forward, just forward.  

4: If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick?i've always wanted to read minds, like to peer into certain peoples minds. i dont want like all of them at once i want to like have the ability to look at someone and choose to look into their mind 

5: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a '90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you're "them"? Would you choose to switch back?what if i turned into byunghunhe'd be confused what is english . i'd masturbate and shower ngl i WOuld STRAIGHT UP just. probably poor baby doesn't need to live like that :ccc

6: Any allergies?well probably but no?? we dont know what to or if it was  

7: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?aDUlt diapers 

8: Did you get enough sleep last night?ummm probably?? maybe i don't know 

9: You're the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?uhhhhhhh well i'd take that chance to go somewhere big, you know? like new york or california or something and be someone completely different 

10: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?omg i don't know???  

no sarah. just no.

12: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?lol well i'm dirt poor and feel sick no matter what all the time so i think i'll be rich and sick all the time because at least i could feel terrible in front of my computer without having to worry about bills and stuff 

13: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?nope! 

14: Could you win the Hunger Games?deffies not 

15: What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? How about as a teen/adult?witch as a kid, whatever i feel like putting on as a teen. 

16: Do you bite your nails?yup 

17: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?hmmmm...... i dont see many in the theater so probably like wild hogs or star wars?? 

18: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?hmmm well i love female vocals when i can find some that dont scratch my eardrums to hellbut that's rare so i guess male?? 

19: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There's only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?punch that fucker in the face and name the kid whatever we feel is right towards the end

20: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?oh goddammit i just want to make a dumb movie about my life with dumb friends i dont wanna do anything big

21: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?oh god ok i want to be able to play guitar like, languages i could probably learn fast with good teachers but instruments like that opens up the language door for me too

22: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?um.... it'd dependn

23: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?gasp and smile sheepishly before looking down at the ground and probably walking briskly away

24: Of what animal are you most afraid?all of them

25: Pizza or oral sex?pizza

26: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?i can't explain any rules of football, but i can say a few about quidditch. says i'm a damn badass. 

27: You're in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go "OH SHIT, THAT'S MY JAM!" What song is it?LAUGHS LOUDLY UHHH probably some really shitty popular song that i find fun to sing along to idk

28: Have you ever paid to see a Step Up movie? If not, how much would someone have to pay YOU to see a Step Up movie?a waht

29: If you were being executed tonight, what would you choose for your last meal?buffalo chicken, strawberry cake, diet pepsi and some pizza

30: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?you know what i surprisingly haven't???

31: If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?follow around hot people ngl

32: Have you ever been punched in the face?yup

33: How do you take your ramen noodles?like a man

34: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?sometimes it depends on how big of a convo/who it's with

35: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?uhhh at least one thing(my shoes) and probably another thing so 

36: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?i don't yet :c i for sure do and for sure am

37: If someone offered you a free pet snake, would you take it? It's not dangerous or really big or anything. They're just moving to a place that doesn't allow pets.oh hell yeah i'd take it

38: Do you know how to pronounce the word "pinochle"?penohcole? nope wtf is that

39: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?i thOUGHT THAT SAID BRAINWASHING AND I WAS Like

40: Are you better with numbers or words?lol neither

41: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?nope

42: Is morality universal or relative?wat

43: Let's say you're getting married to someone you absolutely adore. The only catch is that you met them through a Craigslist hookup ad that was supposed to be just for one night of casual sex. Would you tell your friends how you and your fiance met?hell yeah i would it'd be a funny story

44: What's the worst name you've ever been called?brianna banana i SWEAR TO GOD

45: Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?)no???

46: At what age did you stop believing in Santa? Alternately, if you never believed in Santa, did you ever ruin Santa for anyone else?when i was a kid, my dad was a jehovah witness, so i grew up not believing in santa. i ruined it for everyone else ;))))

47: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?little kids i guess??? little kids i can sit down and go "alright motherfucks i'm gonna teach you how to become a dumb teenager" old people just lecture me and give me looks :c like i dont even do anything bad they just assume by my looks im one of those teens and give me THESE REALLY DIRTY LOOks and im like "oh :c"

48: If you had to choose, would you rather become a nun/monk or a drug dealer?peES WELL i've always said i'd be a nun,,,,, 

can i be a monk 

ommmmmmm

49: What's your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?my boobs 

jokes i like my eyes a lot

50: Who is your favorite late night talk show host?what's TV

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hair, eyes, mouth, fingers, chest, feet

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what’s your natural color?personally, i liked red, this color and this one  my natural hair color at it’s true is this. most people said that pink looks nice on me C: (i cheated though that picture is me with pink and blue undertone ohoOOO which was like my fav ever)

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?does watching kpop music videos countif not i really really adore like foreign stuff obvs and anime and my favorite TV show that’s like, actually on TV- is NCIS probz. 

Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?

jokes i already kissed someone today i’m ok ;)))))))

Fingers: Do you play an instrument?

sometimes when i’m not lazy and have the energy/focus i play Rae(my guitar) but i’m no good let me tell you that rn 

Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

lol probably not like idk i just really dont want kids i get too scared i’ll end up doing something terribly wrong so no 

Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?i reALLY WANt to wear this one pair of wedges i own but i can’t do it man i can’t  

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fucking shit

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also tell sarah that she's really sweet and thank you omg i forgot to mention that in my last ask ok goodnight <33

i'm gonna be really lazy and just do this ok

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IM AWTCHFING A BUNCH OF SCARY THINGS AND IM GONNA HVE IGHTMARES HOW DO I Not have nightmares

dont sleep!!!!

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4 kouharafu <333

When John invites Dave over for the night, he really didn't expect this. Dave isn't sure what he expected, but he did not expect a hat wearing, mask bearing John to- okay, well, actually he did expect that. 

What he didn't expect was his dad to be out all night, John to look fabulous in those boxers- who wears only boxers and a big tee in front his boyfriend in the first place?- and them not to do anything. 

No. They sat on John's bed watching shitty foreign movies. 

Dave vaguely hears John's gasps at whatever was happening in Let the Right One In, as he snuggles into the blanket and blocks out everything besides how cute John is, even if he's not rubbing Dave's dick right now and kissing him but instead watching fuckin' ten year olds talk in fuckin' German or whatever. 

John glances over at Dave and grins at the bundled up sight that is his boyfriend, "Are you scared?" 

Dave rolls his eyes, but realizes John can't see the action- even if he's not wearing his shades, it's dark in the room and John is blind. Dave sighs, "Of course not, you dumb." 

"You're a dumb!" John laughs, bumping Dave's shoulder with his own. 

John grins, Dave knows because he can see the TV's light shining on John's nerdy braces, "Come here," He says, and Dave looks at him with a sense of what the fuck are you doing i don't trust you don't touch me i fucking hate you NO NO NO no- as John takes his head lightly and leans him on his chest. 

"I'll protect you," John says. 

And Dave can hear the goofy smile in his voice. For a second, Dave regrets falling so in love with such a dumb, but when the sound of John's heartbeat and the scent of his skin finally get to Dave, he smiles softly, "You better fuckin' protect me," he says, kissing John's chest. 

John grins and holds Dave's waist tighter. 

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ALL OF THEM FOR ME UDFUCK

☾- i BET you sleep like totally sprawled out like if you ever cuddled and fell asleep with someone you'd be the type to accidentally kick them in the face in the middle of the night

☠ - oH MY Fucking goD you drunk uhhh i bet you like.... would strip when you got smashed like for some reason i totally see you just being "ugh i'm fucking hot" and just taking off your shirt in the middle of a bar(i totally would've posted it as bra if i didnt notice oh my god)  or something 

☼ - you wore pretty dresses and got dirty within 3 seconds

☯ - deer

⋆ - deerdick 

☮ - your bedroom is prob a fucking mess like you probably just shove stuff under your bed when your parents tell you to clean and you just wanna take nudes and look at porn on the internet in a big tee and boyshorts(fucking shit i will never get over this like honestly i think that would be the cutest thing never show uo like that around me i will probably touch you in the naughtiest ways im sorry) and you really wanna put stuff up on your walls and like do just random "artsy" shit all up in the place but your parents would kill u slowly in ur sleep

☄ : I'M GONNA DO THIS AN AU WIT H YOU HERE DOES THIS COUNT ok if you were living in the same place i was, you'd be in the annex with the rest of the eighth graders but for some classes you'd be above and be in the um CRP room with me doing e2020 online cus ur 2 fuckin smart and you'd like come find me after school and be like "i fucking hate everyone here" and i'd be like "i feel u lil one" and you'd probably have a few friends but a lot of people would think you're weird cus like dude smart and you hang out with titty monster here and i think we'd secretly make fun of my friends and you'd hang out at my house all the time and we'd find over food and i'd shove you in clothes against you will and do your nails terribly and brush your hair and take dumb pictures with you and and and (sobbing)

♤ - "what's cooking wtf i thought people made the food for me???" 

☻ - horny and hungry

♒ - "what kind of food do you think i like ;)  Jaspers: food headcanons ;))))" 

you eat chicken sammichs all the fucking time u lil shit you're extremely picky and will only eat pizza if it has pepperoni or plain cheeseyou also think cheesy rice sounds good and you've NEVER HAD CORN I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU'VE FUcking bbye