#pm morgan

[jane-the-zombie]

@mor-beck-more-problems​ replied to your post: [pm] So, uh, hey.

[pm] Yep. The one and only beached dead girl.

[pm] I’m glad you contacted me. I wasn’t sure you would.

Still scaring the crap out of joggers?

[fairyjeff]

@mor-beck-more-problems replied to your post: [pm] So, this might sound strange, but do you...

[pm] …Mimes? I was thinking of something in the way of seeing weird things you didn’t before, and I guess that technically still fits the bill, but uh…wow. Do you still have the coin?

[pm] Yeah, keeps scaring the shit out of Lettie. And I’m on the second floor and this thing keeps choosing windows without anywhere to fuckingstand on all fours. Pretty goddamn dumb party trick. 

Yeah, I got the coin, haven’t gotten around to sending it yet. Why?

[jane-the-zombie]

@mor-beck-more-problems replied to your post “[pm] I saw the thing in the paper, about a barista. Does this mean...”

[pm] I'm sorry, the what? I...did not hear about that. Are you okay?

[pm] The police haven’t found out what happened yet. There were... supernatural circumstances. The bomb was rigged to kill a fae with iron chunks. 

I got out pretty much as it exploded. My right arm and hip is burned and needed stitches, which were sloppily done by me and my friend who were in the explosion.

[jane-the-zombie]

[pm] Hey, just making sure you haven't broken your skull. Also, you still owe me coffee.

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@mor-beck-more-problems

[jane-the-zombie]

@mor-beck-more-problems replied to your post “What do you think death feels like?”

[pm] Ding-ding-ding! You would be right! Being dead, however, is just fine. In case you were worried about the inbetween time.

[pm] Oh thank god, I don’t know what I would have done if I lost Zombie-Jeopardy. 

I wasn’t worried, but thank you for telling me anyway. That’s good to note.

[jane-the-zombie]

[pm] Jane, are you alive? Are you not longer pre zombie? Do you need a murder shed? There's half a deer with your name on it, okay? Just let me know. You don't have to do this alone. You can get back to okay.

[this is really nice but user unavailable:/]

[jane-the-zombie]

[pm] I saw the thing in the paper, about a barista. Does this mean you're in the clear?

[pm] Sure sounds like it considering the house that blew up last night didn’t take me out with it. 

@mor-beck-more-problems

[fairyjeff]

@mor-beck-more-problems replied to your post: <p>[pm] Jeff?</p>

[pm] Thanks again for earlier. Also, can you see ghosts? Because there’s a very mean ghost that hates me and would really, really like the people I like to suffer in front of me. So I want to warn you.

[pm] Anytime, Morgan. 

Ghosts? Fuck no. That’s a thing - wait. What? There’s a ghost that hates you? Where the fuck is it? I’ll take care of it for you, fuck that shit. Who gets to go around deciding they get to make people suffer. What the fuck.