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before & after she woofs on my arfs

[deathsplaything]

@bountyhaunter replied to your post “[pm] Sooo total coincidence that someone's missing...”:

[pm] You should steal his identity and tell his student to go on and study in Europe or something, I think that'd solve it.

​[pm] As much as I'd love to, I can't in good conscience set an untrained necromancer loose onto the world. Fuck. I have to tell her. There's no other way. I just hope I have time to figure out what to say and how to say it and hope she doesn't find me first.

I still have his phone. Should I tell her not to worry? That there was business out of town unexpectedly?

[zombiebabysitter]

@loftylockjaw replied to your post “[pm] Hey man. I [......] talked to Caleb. I know...”:

[pm] It wasn't him. You said it yourself. Look, I don't know shit about demons, but I know what it's like to do some fucked up shit when you ain't in control, but he's IN control now. He got... exorcised or somethin.

​[pm] Cool. Fucking cool. After everything.

[portraitofadisaster]

@chasseurdeloup replied to your post “[pm] Tell me about video games. Specifically Sonic...”:

[pm] Why is he blue? Hedgehogs aren't blue. The pinball wasn't blue. What kind of a platform is he on? What does Mario have to do with it? His villain is an egg doctor? Is he an egg? How do I play it? Where do I play it? How do I learn about video games? Which would I like? [del: She said] Someone told me I should look into them.

​[pm] I don't know why he's blue, that's just how they designed him! Pinball? That's what they're called? Quillbo... his quills never grew back. Tell me more about that.

He's a video game character, not a realistic depiction of everyday life. I recommend playing the Gamecube games. Lucky for you, I still have mine. Tell me about Quillbo and I'll give it to you to use.

[singdreamchild]

@nightmaretist replied to your post “[pm] Bestie please will you come visit me :( I am...”:

[pm] Someone stuck me on a wall by running me through with a sword and now my back hurts worse than it ever did when I was still properly alive. [....] It's a long story. Bring candy? 🥺🥺🥺

​[pm] What the fuck? How the fuck? Who the hell did this?

I can bring candy. What kind? You're not staying by yourself right now, are you?

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yo what's up? patrick's the name, moving ments is the game. catch me @ nogoodleft2give

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