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so confused. what could this mean?

YOU’RE NOT MY HUSBAND, GO AWAY.

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There's hardly a single thing in the world that disgusts you as much as cuddling does. Sure, you can mooch off of the body heat that a corpse like yourself would never produce, but all in all, the feeling of being close and intimate with someone makes your stomach churn. For some reason, you've chosen to ‘cuddle’ with Bro Strider. You do not like Bro. This was a stupid decision.

For some reason, you find yourself knocking on the door you'd transported by with all the confidence of someone who totally wants to cuddle. As soon as you've executed a steady round of four knocks total, you drop your bony arm to your side, and lift your gaze to where you estimate Bro will be appearing when he opens the door. God, you don't want to be here. Why are you here?

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. ALSO ANY TIME ANYWHERE.

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16. I’d like to kiss you now.

You are Futurekat Vantas, and you are staring at the pointiest man alive like he just grew a second head. Here you were just minding your own business, kind of maybe checking out that hella fine Strider from across the street, and the next thing you know, he’s all up in your grill telling you he wants to get his mack on.

You admire his ability to be so straightforward.

For a moment, you mull over the words spoken to you, carefully lifting two fingers to push your much less pointy shades up the bridge of your nose thoughtfully. He would like to kiss you. Should that be a thing that happens? Oh, the choices, and oh, the consequences. It seems innocent enough, for what one could request from you. Why not humor him?

Somewhat annoyed with how long that thought process took, you shift your weight from one foot to the other, eyeing the human before you carefully. “Oh, really?” Arching one eyebrow, you manage your very best skeptic frown. Better make sure this is legit and not some asshole trying to grab your wallet and bounce.

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