Toddler Peter calling 911 and Policeman Steve answers.
Steve: 911 emergencies.
Peter: Yeah I need some help.
Steve: What's the matter?
Peter: with my math.
Steve: (huh?) with your mouth?
Peter: No with my math. Daddy said I have to do it. Will you help me?
Steve: Sure where do you live?
Peter: Stark tower. Now will you help me?
Steve: (I think I know whose kid this is) No I can't do that but I can send someone to help you.
Peter: Okay...
Steve: what kind of math do you need help with?
Peter: *sulking* I have take aways.
Steve: Oh you have to do take aways.
Peter: yeah..
Steve: Alright, what's the problem?
Peter: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Steve: Okay tell me what the math is.
Peter: Okay, 16 take away 8 is what?
Steve: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Peter: I don't know. 1?
Steve: No. How old are you?
Peter: I'm only four.
Steve: four!
Peter: Yeah.
Steve: What's another problem? that was a tough one.
Peter: Um.. Oh here's one! 5 take away 5.
Steve: Okay. how much do you think that is?
Peter: *proudly* 5!
Tony: Peter what do you think you're doing?!
Peter: The policeman is helping me with my math!
Tony: what did I tell you about going on the phone??
Steve: *snickers* Oh it's Mr. Stark.
Peter: You said if I need help I'll call somebody!
Tony: I DIDN'T MEAN THE POLICE!
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Yo I've been watching kids calling 911 for cute reasons and this actually happened and it was so hilarious it reminded me of Daddy Tony, Policeman Steve and baby Peter so I just HAD to do this!