✤ pol/dan
//Is it Romantic? Is it Platonic? Fuck your rules//
who said i love you first?
Dan did, and then he licked Pol’s blade and grossed them out.
who laughs when the other trips?
Pol mocks the shit out of Dan for it
who pays the bills?
They both got the skillz
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?
Mother.Fucking.HALLOWEEN. HYPE.
who’s more clumsy?
Dan, Pollentia is actually pretty graceful.
who checks their daily horoscope?
Dan, lowkey.
who sings louder in the car?
It’s a competition, fuck your car roof
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?
Dan, and Pollentia doesn’t get why everyone gets so mad about it
who is more up to date in pop culture?
Dan, but Pol is catching up.
who insists on going to see the newest movies?
Pollentia, but only the ones that look terrible
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?
Pol gets surprisingly choked up, heck off.
who’s the lighter sleeper?
Pol, although they at least try to sleep when Dan does. Attempts are made.
who believes in ghosts?
i mean
who does the grocery shopping?
Dan provides Pollentia with a constant stream of new and exciting food things, some of them are good and some of them are actual literal garbage.
who updates their facebook status more often?
Pollentia shitposts at their siblings constantly and brags about having the ‘best’ host.
