#polyamory problems

[violetsoblue]

If you don’t honor your partner’s consent, I can’t trust you to honor mine.

[fightingthemelody]

Okay so as we all know (probably not), I'm polyamourous.

I have a partner (⭐), and a boyfriend (💫). Originally, I was in a relationship with one person, who I'm not gonna name or give an emoji or whatever. We're both poly, both happy. ⭐ starts to like my boyfriend, okay, fine. I break up with said boyfriend for personal reasons, they stay together. Again, I don't mind. Then me and ⭐ get into a relationship, we're happy. I start dating 💫, and all of a sudden, ⭐ likes them. Now 💫 is considering dating them, but I don't know how I feel about it. It's not about him being with ⭐, but ever since I met ⭐, they've ended up liking/being in a relationship with someone I'm in a relationship with. I find it annoying. Idk if this is bad or not, please help me gng 🥹🙏

[snitchesgetswitches]

I love it when sexual encounters leave marks.

Now to figure out whose is whose....

[tangenkanashrine]

How they got married [Crack version]

*At a cute restaurant*

Tanjiro: Guys.... I need to ask you something. *gets down on the ground on one knee*

Kanao: Hm?

Genya: *Was just about to finish his food* Yeah Tanjiro?

Tanjiro: *Pulls out ring box with two rings* Will you both marry me? :<

*Awkward silence, everyone is now watching them*

Genya: *puts his food down* I can't, I'm sorry...

Tanjiro: Oh I understand- I'm sorry for-

Genya: Because I need you two... to marry me. *gets down on one knee and pulls out with two rings*

*Everyone gasps in shock, waiting for the girl's answer. Tanjiro is shocked, Kanao is even more shocked.*

Kanao: No I can't... I'm guys but....

Kanao: *Gets down on one knee and holds up a box with two rings inside*

*Everyone in the restaurant is flipping and screaming.*

[catboynutsack]

My therapist has started referring to my partners and I as a Threesome during our sessions I'm gonna lose it

[gornwen]

Polyamory Problems: Holiday Edition

And then, all of a sudden, you have five office holiday parties to attend over ten days.

[kimchicuddles]

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[acelessthan3]

So when introducing metas for the first time, is it like cats? Should I lock the wife in the bathroom while I have the new guy over so they can smell each other through the door first?