UYYY PHILIPPINES!!! 🔥🇵🇭🔥🇵🇭🔥🇵🇭 PHILIPPINES!! 🇵🇭🔥🇵🇭🔥🇵🇭
Anyway, I wanted to ask if your up for making hcs for all the boys? Or atleast for Caleb, Zayne, and Sylus hehe
Prompt: Introducing your boyfriend to your family at a cliche filipino party hehe so you got the nosy titas, energetic younger pinsans, and the titos hogging the karaoke machine and drinking before lunch barely starts.
Feel free to ignore this or do whatever you want with the idea. I'm just really excited to find another filo lads fan 🥹💖
Ingat and stay hydrated!! (JUSKO PO NAPAKA INIT PARANG AKONG BARBEQUE INIIHAW SA LABAS)
🍓 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ introducing him to your filipino family ── ★ !!
featuring: sylus, caleb, xavier, rafayel, zayne
note/s: ayy thank u so much for reaching out and super sorry this has been sitting in my inbox for a month 😭 it's been staring at me like a neglected tupperware in the fridge but anyway here i am finally replying LMAO bro ur family is never gonna let u break up with any of them LMAO good luck 😭😭😭
── 𐔌 SYLUS ؛ ଓ
si sylus yung mukhang bad boy na lowkey intimidating pero mabait sa bata kaya biglang magiging fan favorite
si tita baby: "alam mo nung high school ako nakipag date rin ako sa isang bad boy eh... kaso iniwan ako..." (habang may hawak na red horse)
sylus, deadpan: "… sorry to hear that po."
brings imported chocolate or some fancy snack from abroad tas ubos in 0.2 seconds kasi dinumog ng mga bata
sumubok mag-karaoke kahit alam niyang sintunado 😭 "tito ano next song?"
mga pinsan mo: "UY BAD TRIP KA SYLUS HINDI YAN YUNG TUNOG NG 'BAKIT PA BA' NI JAY R!!"
after the party habang nag-aayos ng gamit biglang lalapit si tita baby: "wag mong saktan yung pamangkin ko ha? kasi pag sinaktan mo…" (may hawak na tsinelas)
sylus, with a small smile: "opo, tita."
── 𐔌 CALEB ؛ ଓ
bro’s already part of the fam at this point. like as soon as he steps in, he's giving out mano to the titos and titas. your lola LOVES him.
every time he visits, someone asks him to fix their electric fan or their car. like hindi pa siya nakaka-upo, may tatlong pinsan na nakaabang with “kuya kuya tulong naman sa...”.
tito na lasing at 3 PM: "kaya mo bang lumipad ng lasing ha?"
caleb: "uh... hindi po advisable yun tito." (deadpan face pero polite pa rin 😭)
all the younger pinsans follow him around kasi "kuya caleb!! kuya caleb!! can you make a paper airplane?? kuyaaa!!!" 😭
the titas are already planning the wedding kahit kaka-meet pa lang niya sa family 😭💀 "sayang naman kung hindi mo papakasalan yan, ha!"
kuya caleb helping out sa handaan kahit hindi siya pinapagalaw, like girl he’s at the grill, checking the isaw like a pro
── 𐔌 XAVIER ؛ ଓ
literally nasa sulok buong party, nakasalampak sa isang plastic na monobloc chair
mukha na siyang inaantok kahit kakadating niyo pa lang 😭
"xavier gusto mo ba ng coke?"
xavier, barely awake: "sige po." (pero hindi naman niya iniinom kasi nakatulog na siya 😭)
may batang tatabi sa kanya tas makikitulog na rin siya doon 😭
titas are like "ay ang cute naman ng boyfriend mo pero... okay lang ba siya??"
"ganito lang po talaga siya." 😭
pagkatapos ng party ikaw yung nag-aalalay sa kanya habang half-asleep siya, tas mga tita mo: "pakasalan mo na yan para maalagaan mo siya forever!"
xavier, still half-asleep: "okay lang naman." (???)
── 𐔌 RAFAYEL ؛ ଓ
"painter ka???" – "oo po." – "nako, may pera ba dyan?"
then they find out na HE'S RICH AS HELL and they’re like "ahhhhhh ibang usapan na to!!" 😭
rafayel looking all pretty and composed in some crisp linen shirt tas yung mga titos like "anong medium mo? oil? acrylic?" (as if they know art)
then the titas see his hands, all stained with faint traces of paint, tas biglang "naku, artist talaga, alam mong hardworking!!"
rafayel looking slightly uncomfortable habang pinapalibutan siya ng curious titas but he’s smiling politely (pogi pa rin kahit awkward 😭)
one of the titas asks if he can paint her portrait, and he’s like "sure po" tapos yung buong barangay magpapalista na rin 😭
he brings some fancy dessert like "oh, i picked this up from paris last week." 😭 tas ur tita’s like "naku anak, ang swerte mo naman!!"
ur lola IMMEDIATELY asks "mayaman ba pamilya niya?" tas u gotta be like "lola…" 😭
one of the younger cousins asks him to draw something and he just… whips out a full art piece in like 10 mins?? tas the kids are losing their minds 😭
ur titas are hovering over his shoulder like "ang galing!! dapat ikaw na mag-design ng mga debut invitation!!"
he just quietly sits in a corner and sketches the chaos of the party. later u see the drawing and he’s drawn u laughing w ur family… AND UR HOLDING HIS HAND IN THE DRAWING??
── 𐔌 ZAYNE ؛ ଓ
the moment mo i-introduce as a doctor?? instant favoritism
"anong specialization mo?"
"ah cardiology po."
"NAKU YUNG TATAY KO MAY HYPERTENSION!! ZAYNE ANAK MAY CHECK UP KA BA BUKAS??"
titas already setting up an appointment na parang wala siyang sariling ospital 😭
tita baby: "alam mo pag doktor talaga, jackpot ka na dyan iha!!"
every convo with a tita goes like:
"Dok, anong mabisang gamot sa ano..."
"Dok, yung asawa ko may maintenance, ano pong maganda..."
kahit gusto niyang umupo in peace, ang ending may mini-consultation booth na siya sa tabi ng pancit bihon.
ended up giving free medical advice halfway through lunch 😭😭 "Uminom po kayo ng tubig, wag masyado sa chicharon ha… Ah, may maintenance meds po ba kayo?"
hindi na siya makalabas ng sala kasi may pila ng tito at tita na nagpapacheckup na parang clinic 💀
"Dok, may kilala ka bang pwedeng magpa-check ng blood pressure ng mura?"
super chill lang si zayne habang may batang humihila ng manggas niya asking him if he's a superhero 😭
nagbibigay ng medical advice sa tabi ng karaoke machine habang si tito jojo kinakanta yung "MY WAY" sa top volume tas walang pumipigil kasi baka magalit si tito 😭
after party: bigla mong maririnig sa isang tita "yung zayne na yun... dapat pakasalan mo na yun ha?"