#poopsplosion

[shrillian42]

16-10-16 Still playing catchup with my posting!! A lovely Sunday, but all alone! Hubby went off to work and I was meant to be going to the Crows Nest fair with Alison & her mob, and then to Diwalifest in my neighbourhood with my brother, SIL, etc, but they cancelled and I couldn't be bothered with finding parking in Crows Nest (normally a hassle on a weekend - couldn't imagine how it would have been for a festival!). Ended up being brave and driving in to my local one. Didn't take toooooooo long to find a park. Glad no-one else came - so small and not thaaaaat great. Only half the number of stalls the street mall usually has at the weekly fair!! 😳 Anyway, since the weather was finally good, got to put bub in a nice little short and t-shirt combo that Mum had gotten her. She fits beautifully into her 00 separates now! Of course, she pooped through it immediately. 🙄😝 So into a dress I got from the Mother's Group Mum (who gave away all the little girl clothes she had to us). So cute! I've been wanting a carrier after seeing hubby using the Ergo. We were originally going to share it, but I want a pretty one. Also, I don't want either of us to have to keep readjusting it each time. The thought of having to do that annoys me. I like the idea of the carrier having wrap straps, so thinking a Mei Tai/Fly Tai. Found some online retailers and these are some Fly Tai styles I like that are in stock. Let's see what I end up with! Bub slept on my boob today. Been a while since she's done that. Boobies make the best pillows. ☺️

[raisingbrielle]

Yesterday was the funniest diaper change ever. Before we went out I asked Matt to change her, because I could tell she pooped. He took off her diaper and got her all wiped up, and walked to the garbage to put it in. While he was throwing the dirty diaper in the garbage she had another poop but it was one that was super forceful and literally shot all over the change pad, floor, and even made it far enough to hit the wall. I was laughing so hard and he had to laugh too. He cleaned that all up and as he was throwing THAT into the garbage she pooped again! Just a tiny bit and it didn't go anywhere just onto the change pad. So he cleaned that up and I was laughing so hard. He got another diaper under her and was just starting to do it up and she peed. She seriously seems to have a knack for knowing when daddy is doing a diaper change and making it as difficult as possible. At least he was amused... I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes.

[solid-snakes]

that is not a snake that is a poop time bomb. run and hide

I’m scared! D:

[charoite-gem]

matsu wolfess: did i tell you how i cried when i just got in line for a haunted house last october?

Koote Kana: nope

matsu wolfess: well i did. it was super gay.

Koote Kana: i bet

Koote Kana: i havent been scared for awhile now

matsu wolfess: sometimes i get scared when i eat too much cheese and can't poop. like will i ever poop again? will it keep building up until i explode? where will i be when i poopsplode? how many loved ones will i hurt in the process of my poopsplotion?

Koote Kana: lol

[nikkiagain]

Mr. Observant (Ryland) noticed I had painted my toe nails after he went to bed last night.

This morning, he kept pointing at them.

Of the things I needed to do:

clean diaper genie and label it and the other few things I didn’t get to yet for the consignment sale. I may wait until the last minute (Monday) for it. It's not priority and probably won't sell anyway.

Sweep, vacuum, and mop. I can do everything but mop while Ryland’s awake, though it’s not easy because he wants to either sit in or eat my dust/crumb piles. I've got the mopping done and about half the sweeping.

Straighten the guest bedroom because it’s also the room where all the consignment stuff is.

wrap Ryland’s presents

Do extra Bible reading because I know that I may not pull myself away from the people to do it tomorrow. I just need the extra

Clean the yogurt from my computer. While working on the recall form, a second cup exploded and sprayed my computer a little. I wiped it up but didn’t get it all.

Finish everything involved in washing the diapers. They’re in the prerinse right now, so I still need to do a regular wash, post rinse, hang them on the line in the sun regular side out to fight stains, turn them inside out so they’ll dry faster, then move them to the line in the shade so they don’t totally bake in the sun.

If there’s time, finish cleaning the counter.

squeeze in some kind of work out. We didn’t run yesterday because my head wanted to explode like the yogurt did. I danced and did squats with Ryland in my arms to Intergalactic and did some ab stuff. I may do more later.

And of course do everything involved in caring for Ryland and get a shower before my in-laws get here this evening.

Oh, plus, after a day and a half of ball poop, we had a poopsplosion, so I had to take Ryland outside and hose him off. Then he saw the neighbors' dog and toddled across the yard naked saying, "bowwubwubwubwub" (his doggie noise), so I chased him down and let him watch the dog for a little while until I brought him inside to give him a bath.

[sisterpearl]

On a related note, I decided that my new favorite word is "poopsplosion".