#poor edel

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Is it me or kakage drew Supreme Leader’s ears as...

Not round?

Compared to the Mercedes he drew

Supreme Leader’s ears are pointier. Almost like Billy's

But Supreme Leader’s are sharper.

Maybe I'm overthinking and it's just an art style but given how Kakage gave her flowers in the hair - reminiscent of Rhea - and telling anyone “what if i made an alt between Supreme Leader’n’Altina” would obviously lead to the first thought being “wow so Altina met her descendant she got from the heron guy, so she might also met the descendant of a human emperor and a non-human prophet?”

Tl;dr : Maybe Kakage thought Supreme Leader is just like Miccy (white hair, leader of a racist country, targets subhumans etc etc), that is a branded ?

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"Just you wait until I get my own Duo Unit with my Father!"

Ionius'n'Edel Duo Unit when, IS ?

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How can she feel festive when Adrestians are not able to eat sweets everyday?!

"I remember the first harvest festival in Adrestia, your ancestor insisted on sowing his seeds everywhere and with everyone to strengthen the land, and then we all had a bonding experience to become one with nature and we all partied in Enbarr's palace at that time harvest festival costumes meant not wearing anything at all and-"

Too much information for Edel, who passed out.

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She finally managed to kill the goddess!

...

Wait, she's not the goddess of Fodlan? But she's shooting javelins of light!!

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Edelgard, trying to recruit Cyril to her cause : you are a small child enslaved by this tyrant who rules over people using false kindness and derides your race by building a wall between Adrestia, I mean, Fodlan, and Almyra

Cyril : Big talk for someone who pretends she is taller than me by wearing heels

Edelgard : Give up professor, this child's mind has been poisoned by that vile beast, we can only mercy kill him.

How to piss Cyril : 

1/ call him a small child

2/ diss on Rhea

3/ talk about Almyra because he is Almyrian

Mercy killing people she cannot sway to her path feels very IC, tbf.

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More time traveling shenanigans with Edel and her loser ancestor?

If you insist -

Edel, knowing what the Empire will look like in 1180 years, tries to avert its downfall by changing its basis - positions won't be awarded on lineage, but on merit !

"That's exactly what I am doing, great great great granddaughter!"

Hopefully she tells her stupid ancestor that no, Hevring 1 sucks, because Hevring 258 will suck 1180 years later, so they shouldn't be put in charge of finances.

Thinking a bit, Willy has an idea.

"I will create a Ministry of Healing, to be in charge of healing the people who need it in Adrestia. And I just know the best healer around, who will make a wonderful Minister, Cethleann!"

Shocked by this imbecile, Edel sighs, but tries not to point the obvious.

"Why are so upset? Cethleann is the best healer I know, she heals even better than Seiros! She is the most meritant to get that new post!"

She ultimately drops her bomb : Cethleann is an inhuman with pointy ears, out to control humanity!!

"Why would the shape of her ears matter? I thought you wanted to award positions based on merit, and Cethleann is the best healer!"

Seeing how far her foolish ancestor is manipulated by those vile beasts, she gives up and starts plan E "getting rid of Seiros while she is busy dyeing her hair".

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In the end, Seiros was victorious. The Immaculate One and her family then took control of Fódlan.

"What are you talking about? I spent 980 years watching over my daughter's coffin."

Edel failed her Ancient History Exam :'(

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"What was she supposed to be? What was her disguise?"

"Maybe she wanted to mimick a dragon? "

"Yes, but she sucked right? She doesn't even have a feathered hat!"

F!Edel didn't invite them for her birthday.