#poor gold

[emospritelet]

TF!Gold, so you’re whacking it to the thought of an injured and pregnant Belle who would never have allowed you to see her that way if not completely necessary (due to said injury)? You perv.

If you're looking for an example of moral superiority, you've come to the wrong apartment

[worryinglyinnocent]

Mistake!Gold, how would you react if you found out Belle was pregnant? Would your reaction change depending on who the father is? (AKA you instead of Gaston?)

I know that Belle has always wanted to be a mother, so I would be very happy for her if I were to discover that she was pregnant. 

If I was the father, though… 

*Gold goes into complete panic mode.*

I would be equally overjoyed and devastated, because having a family with Belle has been something I have dreamed of for so many years, but it should never have come to pass like this. 

Well, naturally I would support whatever decisions she made with regard to the child. 

But since Belle’s not pregnant and it’s not mine, this is something of a moot point, isn’t it? 

Unless you know more than I do?

[emospritelet]

KOL!Gold, you've had so much anxiety when it comes to Belle, are you worried at all that you might not be able to, um, rise to the occasion when the critical moment arrives? If the date goes well, of course.

Yes, I am.  And thank you so much for the reminder, I really needed the extra pressure

[emospritelet]

Why is Weaver’s jean on jean look a fashion don’t and you think that Gold would burn the look?

Because this is how Mr Gold dresses...

Mr Gold would not be seen dead in this outfit.  Double denim wasn’t even okay in the 80s.

Gold’s gonna fireball the entire wardrobe, I’m telling you

[emospritelet]

Neverland!Gold: How do you feel about Belle finiding a boyfriend her own age in college and having lots and lots of sex with him?

That - that would be her choice.  I want her to be happy, so if that would make her happy, I would be - pleased.  Happy.  I would be delighted.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve just remembered something very important that I have to do...

[emospritelet]

Penance!Gold: Do you worry Belle will fall in love with someone else during your time apart?

Apparently she needs some time to herself.  That suggests no relationships.  

But thank you, from the heart of my bottom, for nurturing that little seed in my head.  It’s not like I needed any sleep tonight. 

[emospritelet]

Penance!Gold: Are you *sure* you don't want to shave? I've heard that it makes your...equipment seem bigger...

And what makes you think I need the assistance, dearie?

[emospritelet]

Penance!Gold : Go to Paris with Belle and spend a week of good fucking.

*rolls eyes* what a marvellous idea!  We’ll leave her dying father and her school work and just go and shag on the Champs-Elysees, shall we?  *mutters under breath* the bloody idiots I have to put up with...