On the tail of that ask about Andy Bell, I was reminded of April of 2024, when we were still in the early shaking-addict throes of oasismania and Andy answered a question about whether Oasis would ever reunite with such casual innocence it's now absurd to contemplate in a world where 14 million people tried to get tickets.
And how Liam, never exactly subtle or a good liar, responded with:
we must all really move [on] for our mental health, says deeply insane man who has never moved on from anything in his entire life













