#popebarryiii

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I pressed the power button and was confused when it turned on

Amy to Pope Barry III, about his new WiiU gamepad

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08/09/2013: Appetite

Pope Barry III: whale squished in a building Tailor: What's Meggers done now? Pope Barry III: tried to get in a skyscraper Pope Barry III: silly amy Tailor: If I've told her once, I've told her a hundred times Tailor: she needs to watch for the wide load signs Pope Barry III: she'll end up taking the galdarned thing with her Pope Barry III: on her 30-minute round trip to all the burger kings on the planet Tailor: rolling through all the drivethroughs Pope Barry III: "oh hi, can i have a number all of them pls"

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31/08/2013:It just doesn't...

Pope Barry III: but still have no interest in AC3

Pope Barry III: just doesn't float me knickers

James: same

James: doesn't squander my giblets

Pope Barry III: doesn't blow up my skirt

James: doesn't flump my flong

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my g string is actually pretty dirty

Pope Barry III, 31/08/2012

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i'd like to shit out edible curry

Pope Barry III, July 2013

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17/07/2013: Rating breakdown

Paddy O'Shamus: 7/9 stars

Paddy O'Shamus: would read again

Pope Barry III: are any of them gold?

Paddy O'Shamus: 2 13/67ths of the stars are gold

Paddy O'Shamus: the rest are silver

Paddy O'Shamus: apart from 1/4 of the fith star

Paddy O'Shamus: which is made of shoelaces and good intentions

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17/08/2013: Anatomical Variation.

Paddy O'Shamus: is it a poster that tells you how to willy?

Pope Barry III: if only

Paddy O'Shamus: i wish i could have a poster like that, i still have absolutely no idea what that flashing light on the hanging bit is

Paddy O'Shamus: 20 years, and i still have no idea why that bloody light flashes

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10/07/2013: On Magic

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Pope Barry III: pik a kard

Pope Barry III: ne kard

Mat: Nevar

Pope Barry III: pik a fukken kard >:{