Mine Own Pussy Poppeth by Codot
“Lumpish, beef-witted slattern! Haha! Wherefore art thou so incensed? Is’t because mine own pussy poppeth most severely, and thine doth not? Hah!”
(I know it’s not the one that’s been going around, but this was way more fun to say.)
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