#popular?

[bananacatbread]

How do you make a popular post on this site without already being popular?

Is this what you people want? Help me out here man

[jackawful]

amazing that marvel released two separate shows this year & one was like "yeah the anti-nationalist anarchists whose whole purpose is stealing shit to aid refugees are the Bad Guys, also drones are good and we're chill with Nazis now" and the other was like "criminalization is about maintaining power & control, not specific actions taken by those labeled as criminal. arrest is inherently violent. climate change will cause multiple small apocalypses in the near future and the ruling class is willing to leave the underclass to die during crisis"

the third show was like "wouldn't it be fucked up if a witch ressurected her robot husband and enslaved a small town in a real-life sitcom" which I'm assuming is like. what centrism is.

[sleepingspacedragon]

Actual quote from the Roomie™ @gaharafriedmann: “well, now that you're popular people be lusting after you”

Bitch, WHAT?

[sweet-teeth-mfs]

YO SMILEY ANON YOU ASKED FOR HEAVEN AND YOU GOT IT THAT LITTLE SCENARIO THING WAS MMMMMMMMMMMM 😭😭😭💦💦💦 - 🍑

Smiley must’ve KNOWN that that kind of request would be irresistible to me! 

I am nothing if not a complete thot for neck work. 

[ppylades]

avengers as john mulaney quotes

steve rogers: All my money is in a savings account. Tony has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

tony stark: I was once on the phone with blockbuster video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence. That's like when Steve would be like, "We'd all go play jacks by the soda fountain," and you're like, "Nobody knows what you're talking about , you idiot."

clint barton: It's fun to be married. I've never been supervised before. I'm supervised! My wife studies what I do, like an anthropologist. She'll be like: "Sometimes, he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out confuses and upsets him."

bruce banner: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.

natasha romanoff: I'll keep my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.

thor: Ah...numbers. The letters of math.

sam wilson: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all.

bucky barnes: Here's how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the '30s: As long as you weren't there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.

scott lang: it's 100% easier not to do things than to do them.

peter parker: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

t'challa: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

[asyipyip]

This is Iconic

[jackawful]

Of all the crimes committed by Cats (2019), surely socially-unacceptable horniness stands far below denying Dame Judy Dench her rightful claim to ninety-nine wives

This is blatant, egregious Queer Grandma erasure and I will not stand for it.