Jan 8, 2016
My mates found a pick up line especially for my last name and now they are arguing over who gets to use it on me....
Jordan: Your last name. Porter. Ur name is basically sweet wine
Em: Lol the best chat up line for zoe
Jordan: Hey, you must be a sweet sweet wine cos your name is porter
Me: haha that would work on me to be honest
Jordan: Dan, mate you're in
Em: Don't sell off my zozo. Shes my drinking bae. Who else would I drink with?
Me: Em is my drinking bae to be honest