glados rescuing chell from being blown into space, waiting anxiously for her to wake up and being SO relieved to find she's alright... glados calling chell her best friend then immediately remembering she needs to be under at least twelve layers of emotional repression to function, sending chell off to the surface because she misses how frictionless and uncomplicated her life was before they met... telling chell that killing her would be an unnecessary effort then immediately exposing an unarmed chell to an army of turrets only to have them perform a song glados composed (which translates from italian (romantic language) to) "goodbye, my dear" instead of easily dispatching of her, giving chell her freedom AND a companion cube to accompany her, THEN singing a breakup song about how badly she wants to forget about chell so she can stop having a conscience and feeling so bad... portal 2 toxic yuri hall of fameeeeeeeee
