I was mistreated by a portapottie...
Hey to all the followers I have :)!
Yesterday, I had a very traumatic experience with a portapottie. Me and my friend were going to my brothers soccer practice and I really had to pee. Like the type of bladder bursting, need to pee so fucking bad it hurts, pee. We went to this indoor tennis court to try to find a bathroom and....they were fucking closed. Like wtf! So then. I see. A portapottie. In my head I’m thinking, ‘oh fuck, I’m gonna have to pee in this literal shithole’. A few mins later, I’m in the portapottie. No way am I gonna touch my CLEAN butt to this seat. I decide to air pee (squatting and praying that your pee makes it into the toilet). Well, I’m balancing myself by putting my hands on the walls and I start to hear this rain like sound on the floor. Like when rain hits your roof. I look down and see my pee, all over the fucking floor. And you know, once you start to pee, you can’t stop. I try to like sit closer over to toilet, and I finally - towards the end of my pee - get it into the opening. Then, I realize there is no fucking hand sanitizer in my portapottie. Running around to looking in the portapotties around me *dont worry I had my pants up* I can’t find any way to wash my hands. So I tried the one that said “occupied”. Sadly, I couldn’t open it. And I didn’t get to wash my hands.
That’s the end of my story time! Byeeee <3