So like. Just watched Red, White and Royal Blue. It’s freaking awesome, amazing, they’re adorable, yayaysydyaysys. CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW PRETTY HENRY’S SISTER BEATRICE IS FOR A SECOND THO!? ‘Cause. Oh. My. GOD-!! Like. No, seriously guys. Those DRESSES!? That HAIR!? The EYES!? The freaking BACKSIDE AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER GODDAMN ANGLES!? I’m deceased guys, she’s so. Fucking. GORGEOUSSSS-!!😭🥹💅🏻😂🍿
Anyways, they all look pretty, but omfg, Alex in that SUIT at the New Year’s party?? Omgggg-CHEF’S KISS BESTIEEE-!! The EMBROIDERY ALONE!? HOD!! Henry I feel you. I, too, would kiss this man without care for any of the consequences if I had the chance looking like THAT-
Btw, Henry’s ROBES!? My god. And like. He doesn’t have traditional Japanese robes or whatever, I mean his bath/sleepingrobes?? FUCKING STUNNING BITCH!!
…my god, is this my bisexual awakening-
Like. I was kind of hesitating to put a label, ‘cause I wasn’t sure about anything other than I probably like both and I’m definitely queer, RIP. But I’m. You know what. This is my official definite QUEER awakening then. Fuck it, we roll. Everyone say THANKK YOUUU RED WHITE AND THAT ROYAL BLUE ASSSS-!! Tihi. ;)
Also. Obligatory; Miguel is a fucking bitch for outing them, but I predicted he was going to do it the SECOND his grin flickered slightly up and then down again after seeing Henry together with Alex at the cafe. Siggghhh-I was like. …they’re gonna get outed because Alex was distracted by how pretty Henry is and couldn’t focus?? What the hell??😭 But honestly it was gonna happen eventually because Miguel is a bitch and already WAYYYY too plot relevant to not be the villain-I fucking knew it. We just can’t have a gay/queer show without at least ONE of the queer people being evil, can we??👁️👄👁️
Also, yes, I watched this movie to the end, and yes I was immediately on TikTok to watch edits and play HayDay on my iPad, and YES I do believe the theory that Miguel already had access/hacked Alex’s email, tho why did he wait so long?? Hmmmm…maybe to do it at the worst possible moment? To make sure Alex’s mom didn’t win again, to make sure Alex blamed himself for everything, so he’d have no more privilege and lose the Prince and come crawling back begging to Miguel who could then either reject him or graciously accept him (not that this would ever actually happen because has too much self-respect, but you know. Evil gay person fantasies and all that, RIP-) or maybe to make sure it wouldn’t immediately be tied back to him?? Sighhh…I don’t fucking know, but there’s a million reason and they all tie back to Miguel being a bitchy little asshole.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk!!
TLDR; they’re all pretty, I’m probably bisexual, RWRB is my official queer awakening and Miguel can fuck right on off to rot for outing someone. Okay, byeee-!!
PS: didn’t know I was gonna be watching TWO whole new media’s so soon after one another?? Huh. And they’re both queer and related to Heated Rivalry. Huh. Yay!!
PPS: Alex is Ilya and Henry is Shane, but they’ve switched circumstances, except that Henry won’t actually outright DIE for coming out. Oh; and there’s more politics involved lolz. And all that. Xoxo.
PPPS: do we hate the grandpa or is it okay to lowkey like him and still he’s funny and surprisingly accepting and protective?? And still high-key hate for being an asshole forcing Henry to be angsty and hide?? Hmmmm…??