#prank time

[seraphrdm]

[anonymousbeefriendfanfics]

April fools

Substituting Horo's milk stash with either water that has white food colouring or buttermilk. Or changing the expiration dates to like a whole month ago.

Stealing Hella's pipe and making it obvious that it was stolen and make her chase to a dead end.

Everyone in the MBCC gets silly little plastic duckies hidden everywhere in their stuff for them to find.

Pranking Rime by replacing all his snacks and stuff with hay bcs that's what deers eat or drawing a lil silly thing on his face

It would be difficult to prank any of the ptn mommies but it would be funny to try.

Ohhh, messing with Irons medical supplies would be funny. Like. Nonessential stuff to be switched up.

Ill probably be back if I get some other ideas

Two contents in one day? Shocking! So I'm finally doing this a whole month later because.... well, motivation is weird. Anyway.

Enjoy your ptn pranks! They're a lil short but hopefully you like it anyway... I was looking for something easier to try and get back into writing, heh.

I switched the last two, to group things a little bit better by fandom... and I have no idea what you could even try to do with the Mommies, so I just did the specified pranks.

Prank #1: Substituting Horo's milk stash with either water that has white food colouring or buttermilk. Or changing the expiration dates to like a whole month ago.

Horo is. Not gonna be happy. At all.

If you switch them, she takes a sip innocently and then gets the most comedic look of shock on her face. If it's water she might recognize the prank and just swallow it, but if you switch it with buttermilk, she's likely just gonna immediately spit it out because what the hell is that

If you change the expiration dates she might not notice immediately, depending on when you do it... I feel like she checks them religiously when they first arrive, but after that, not as much. Truthfully, this prank will not work very well, because she either doesn't notice or throws out perfectly good milk. Listen. Listen. As someone who drinks a lot of milk. You learn to pick up on changes in it instantly. I promise you, if that is all she drinks, she will notice the second it starts going bad. If she's actively drinking it and notices the expiration date is that far back, she's likely to suspect the prank.

Anyway prepare for vengeance either way, especially if you swap it out. She's going to be a little ball of fury for a little bit, but after she calms down, she's going to plan a good prank for revenge, so... pray she doesn't find out it was you.

Prank #2: Stealing Hella's pipe and making it obvious that it was stolen and make her chase to a dead end.

Something something little ball of rage... sounds familiar. Maybe don't prank Horo and Hella on the same day?

She pretty immediately swears to make whoever stole her pipe pay dearly, and is intent on getting it back. Very little will deter her from this task. Don't even ask her to go on a mission until she gets it back.

Ninety-Nine helps her hunt for it, because of course she does. Which makes it even more nerve-wracking if you were to be caught.... good luck.

Someone will inevitably offer to replace her weapon, and she'll reply, as always, that she doesn't want or need anything else. Her pipe was perfect, and she will get it back.

The longer it takes to hunt it down, the more frustrated she gets. Hella does not have the most patience, after all... She's probably cussing like mad and threatening to use her pipe to kill whoever stole it once she finds them.

If she learns it was you, she won't follow through on those threats... but she will be dramatic about it, and will very obviously pout and ignore you for a day or two until she naturally gets bored of it. If you want her back to normal faster, bribes of money and candy will work... even if she insists they don't at first.

Prank #3: Everyone in the MBCC gets silly little plastic duckies hidden everywhere in their stuff for them to find.

Now this is gonna be fun!

The reactions range from thrilled affection to fury. Many of the Sinners 'adopt' the little duckies, and carry them around with them or craft a little makeshift nest for the duckies in their rooms.

Many ducks get names, and several Sinners immediately get customizing with paint and markers. Likewise, Hecate suddenly becomes extremely popular, after she logically begins to paint the duckies she found in her room to match the Chief and other Sinners. By the end of the day, she has a list of orders, a small mountain of duckies overflowing the basket beside her, and an assortment of things she's been given as payment, from money to trinkets to art supplies. She'll spend the next week painting the little ducks in a myriad of different ways, and she seems quite content.

Unfortunately some ducks are, inevitably, viciously destroyed the moment they're found... looking at you, Wendy. Poor thing thinks they're corruptors, most likely....

A lot of them don't really care, they just chuckle a little when finding more, and either put the duckies in one spot in their room or give them to other Sinners. Most of these Sinners keep at least one, though, because they are adorable.

Several of them turn it into a competition. I'm assuming that, in addition to hiding the duckies in the Sinner's rooms/belongings, maybe some were scattered throughout the Bureau.... well, now the hunt is on, and there's a massive competition to see who can get the most. The main competitors are Hella and EMP, but OwO actually wins. She claims it's due to luck, but at least a little has to do with charming other Sinners out of their duckies... and also being able to hunt freely while Hella and EMP try to hinder one another. She keeps them all in her lion's head.

Wolverine doesn't quite know what to do with them, but Pippy loves them. Cute little badger loves playing with them, and ends up with many duckie toys.

Nightingale ends up with a little duckie painted in her likeness (or at least, with her uniform) given to her by Hecate, and, in a somewhat uncharacteristic show of her more relaxed, fun side, glues a magnet to the bottom of it and sticks it to her shoulder, occasionally consulting the "Assistant Adjutant" duck for advice.

All in all a very good time is had by all, and this likely becomes something of a ritual for April Fool's Day. People used to go on Easter egg hunts... the Sinners go on April Duckie hunts!

Prank #4: Ohhh, messing with Irons medical supplies would be funny. Like. Nonessential stuff to be switched up.

Do you want to die?

For the love of god make sure Anne is around. She's probably the only one who can save you.

Iron detests her mania research being interfered with. She is very busy, and most definitely does not approve of this.

If she notices when she has time to spare, she will stop work and painstakingly reorganize her supplies. If not, though... she goes through with whatever procedure she needs to do, grumbling the entire time about the mess. And then she will fix it.

You'd better hope that she doesn't find out you did it, because if so, you're going to have to pay her back for this. If she finds out quickly enough, you'll be the one putting everything back in place, likely with a very grumpy Iron 'babysitting' and instructing you on where everything goes.... or, if you're unlucky, a simple instruction to return everything to its rightful place before leaving you on your own. Fortunately most things are labeled, but unfortunately, she is very particular and will inspect your work when you're done. If she finds out after she's fixed things herself, she'll insist upon you being her assistant in the future, which could entail anything from helping her move unconscious/paralyzed patients to doing strenuous tests as her sample test subject. Good luck!

Prank 5: Pranking Rime by replacing all his snacks and stuff with hay bcs that's what deers eat or drawing a lil silly thing on his face

He's extremely grumpy and will pretend this is the worst thing that has ever happened to him, but he actually finds it hilarious.

Seriously, though, he loves his snacks, and goes to great lengths to ensure that he never runs out of them. Waking up one day to find his entire stash not only gone, but meticulously replaced with similarly-shaped bits of hay and leaves? Yeah. Not happy.

He immediately swears vengeance on whoever has done this. And immediately blames Sage, probably, both because he's the prime suspect and because Rime just... enjoys the excuse to fight with him. Eventually Sage will convince him that he had no idea where the stash even was, and that he'd have stolen snacks long before now if he had, and Rime moves to other suspects.

He practically does a full detective investigation to find out where his precious, precious treats have gone.

If/when he finds out it was you, he'll be quite annoyed, but... so long as the snacks are returned, he will forgive. Eventually. He'll definitely think up a task or three for you to do to make it up to him, though... or, worse yet, he'll forgive you far too quickly and you'll spend the next week paranoid about what he's planning before he inevitably catches you off guard anyway with some ridiculously-detailed prank of his own design. You'll probably end up trapped and/or portaled somewhere, given enough of a fright that he feels you've paid for your thieving ways.

[megan1412]

George painting John's nails black and giving him a gothic makeover

I like this one! Thanks for the prompt!

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George and John sit on the couch, watching a horror movie. John looks at his nails and sighs.

“I could use a manicure. Been playing too much. My cuticles hurt.”

“We can do one while we watch the movie.” George suggests.

John smirks and turns over to face George. He has a bit of a fun idea.

“Would you give me a makeover just for fun?”

“What kind of makeover we talking?” George asks, intrigued.

“Something dark and brooding.” John says deeply.

“What about like a dark vampire? Or something gothic?” George suggests, lifting the blanket over his face.

“Ooh. I like it. Let’s go get some stuff from the store. We can pause the movie.” John says, hopping off the couch.

“Ok, before we do this, are you absolutely sure you want to do this?” George asks sternly.

“It’s not gonna be permanent. I mean, it’s just for fun. Let’s get stuff that will wash out. Come on let’s do it!” John says giddily.

“Alright. But if this goes wrong this was not my idea.”

They go to a store not far from the flat. They go to the costume isle and get a adult vampire costume and some other accessories. They then go to the makeup isle and pick up some black nail polish and a nail file and some eye makeup. When they approach the checkout, the store clerk stares at them when he sees their basket. They decide to play it off.

“A little early for Halloween?” the clerk asks.

“May as well get it before the prices soar.” John chuckles.

They awkwardly walk out of the store and laugh as soon as they get outside. They walk the five minutes back to the flat and get inside. They head to the bathroom and lay everything out on the counter.

“Let’s do this before the lads get home. We can pull a prank and scare the hell out of them.”

“I’m down for that.”

George pulls out the spray on hair dye. John puts a towel over his shirt and puts his head down. George says a collective prayer to any religion he can think of and takes one last look at John’s wonderful auburn hair. He sprays the black hair spray onto his head, and the result is evident. He continues to spray and before long, his entire scalp is black. John looks in the mirror and nearly shrieks when he sees himself.

“Bloody hell. I don’t look like myself. But I look good.” He says confidently as he finger guns.

George puts on the eye makeup. Afterwards, John looks nearly unrecognizable. George finishes by doing the manicure. After he puts on the costume, he makes exaggerated poses in the mirror while George admires his fashion job.

“I’m ready for my closeup.”

“Let me get the camera. We have to save this.”

They take a few pictures and decide to place John hiding in the kitchen. A while later, Paul and Ringo walk through the door with Chinese takeout. They immediately notice John’s absence.

“Where’s John?” Paul asks, confused.

“I don’t know. He said he was going to the bathroom but never came back.” George says, trying to hold in his laughter.

“Ok…” Paul says, heading for the kitchen.

They all clamor into the kitchen to get plates and utensils. George excuses himself to go get something from his room. Ringo goes to the pantry to get the soy sauce and out pops John, screaming and babbling. Ringo throws the soy sauce bottle into the sink out of fear and Paul trips over himself trying to backup. Paul grabs a knife and arms himself, scaring John.

“PAUL PAUL ITS ME! Put the knife down!”

“John?” Paul shakily asks.

“You really didn’t recognize me?”

“Obviously not you sick bastard!”

Ringo starts to laugh uneasily as Paul catches his breath. George runs into the room, laughing hysterically.

“You were really going to stab me?”

“I thought you were a really crazy home invader.”

“By the way the makeup and costume are amazing.” Ringo compliments as he tries to relax.

“The makeover was done by yours truly.” George bows.

“You got us man.”

[ask-claude-von-riegan]

If I said I would nail everything in the Golden Deer classroom to the ceiling, would you believe me?

Believe you? I'd jump to my feet and help you!

[domesticsns]

One time Naruto wore a scary clown mask and hid in the closet to scare his husband. When Sasuke opened the closet to put his jacket away Naruto jumped out, holding a rubber knife and got punched in the face and the kicked in the balls before he got the chance to scream:"IT'S ME! IT'S ME!" And Sasuke pulled the mask off his husband's face and felt stupid for a moment that he should have known it was Naruto trying to prank him. Naruto had a black eye and a very painful sack. When he showed up to school the next day, a lot of people asked him what had happened and Naruto would laugh it off and tell them "Oh my husband punched me in the face." And never finish the story before getting distracted by something else. This lead somebody to call the police for domestic abuse and that same night Sasuke was arrested by the cops and Naruto had to bail him out and explain everybody what had happened. The charges were dropped...but it took a while because Sasuke shouting at his husband that he is going to beat him up when he gets out did not really help his case.

The situation resulted in Sasuke not speaking to Naruto for over a week.

Moral of the story, don't prank your husband when you know that when it comes to fight or flight...he chooses fight everytime. The only way Naruto got Sasuke to talk to him again was to show him the video he tried to take and it showed Sasuke punching and kicking Naruto in the balls to actually have him chuckle and say "I used to feel bad but now I think you deserved it." And Naruto laughed it off before showing his husband the remix he had made (and accidentally uploaded on YouTube that was seen over a million times)

[islebreezy]

The model I ordered from Flick arrived just in time for April Fool’s Day. Got a couple of my friends to do a double take when visiting.

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

I had this prank planned for my sister for when she's out of town next weekend. But because of Things that isn't happening.

So now tonight while my sister is at work, me and her friend are going to put 100 garden gnomes of various sizes in her apartment. The places we have picked out so far...

Toilet tank

Cat food bag

Cat litter box

Freezer frozen in ice

Butter dish

Pillow case

We are still making a list.

Will post updates and pics as this progresses because I have no life and I'm excited for this prank.

[pineforestwitch]

Get wrecked