#princess liz

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Should post more booty pics 😍 you are a princess! I’d pay to see the full show 😜

I am definitely a princess thank you. Please enjoy this picture I took earlier today at work

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Songs that I think could have been written by the Wyld Stallyns:

• The entire Blink-182 discography (it's just... so them, you know?) But especially M+M's in their early years as a band, when it was just Bill and Ted.

And in an alternate universe where Ted had been sent to military school, no doubt would have written San Diego (just change it to San Dimas) in their few spare moments, missing Bill (ok, I'm gonna cry 😭)

• Ignorance by Paramore. I feel like they would write it in their late twenties/early thirties, once they had fully deconstructed and accepted their queerness, but since their record label wouldn't let them freely express their sexuality/gender they had to write their slightly more ambiguous (but definitely angry and unapologetic) queer anthem.

• Bad Blood by Taylor Swift. Death wrote it when he was kicked out of the band. Death confirmed it to me himself 🤫

... has also composed the entire discography of Lana Del Rey.

• Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz. All I know is that Liz and Ted wrote it, I can't elaborate more because I don't know more, but this song is their energies merging. I said.

• To Love a Boy by Maya Hawke. I've tried not to include it but it's impossible. IT'S SO JO. I think she would write it after she realized she could only see Bill (and any man) as a friend and not a romantic interest. She would hide it and not show it to anyone until Bill discovered it years later by chance. By now everyone knew they were queer and didn't hide it (not from each other, at least) but that's when Bill would decide to tell their homophobic record label to fuck off "Jo, have I never told you before that you have too good a voice to just do backing vocals?" he'd will ask her with a smile and the lyrics in his hands. It would be Jo's first song as lead vocalist (which would also give them a sales hit 🤭)

• Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne. It was written by Jo and Liz as a joke on Bill and Ted... although perhaps there was some truth to their joke 🤣

• Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects. Ted would write it out of spite after a phone argument with their father, fed up that despite being an adult and having made it in music (without his support) he believed he still had the right to push them around. The next day they was ready to throw it in the trash, feeling guilty that they'd written it in the first place, but Bill wouldn't let them, assuring them it was going to be a hit and (secretly) proud that Ted finally had the confidence to send their father packing.

• Nya Cat. It was the band's first hit, going incredibly viral. Composed by Station's mastermind, of course.

• Finally, I think Liz wrote almost all of Miley Cyrus' discography.

This is silly but I don't rule out making a second part in the future lol

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