#princess wade

[isekaiprincess]

that is the most ive posted about wade on this new blog Ever what the fuck. i miss his lil ass. wade come over im home (at my office) alone (with every single one of my coworkers)

[mrdeadpool376]

New Disney Princess

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[isekaiprincess]

ok but like does wade selfship in media you like alongside you... do you make selfinserts together? is it like bonding time when yall do

ROBIN YOU ARE MY FAVE FOR THIS

I literally used to have an f/o list for HIM because my wade 1000% also selfships and we play toys and make art and minifics for each other and it’s so fun and stupid! i went looking for it but i don’t think i have it anymore 😭 that being said i remember a few of them AND have a few i would add now. sometimes our taste overlaps and sometimes it doesn’t! we both have a LOT of diff archetypes we like

abby is his stardew wife, but shane is also his stardew wife. this is because badass dork women are his main type for girls, and disastrous men running on fumes is his main type for guys.

bull from DAI is huge and hot and violent and funny so he swoons.

he and i are both ALL IN on lucinda from DE 🤝 but i think he’d also be really into betty, sophia, and dolly… and VERY into cam and dirk 😭❤️ hot dirty men.

in s.vsss he’d be super into y.qy but also l.my and lowkey s.qq. sorry for the acronyms its dire out here

much like in both comics and movie canon my version of wade is full of admiration and appreciation for all kinds of people and this includes fictional characters. i genuinely think it’s really fun

you didn’t mention him (WHICH IS FINE OBV) but bc it is a polyship i also wanted to say. peter is not as much of a selfshipper as we are. part of that is less natural inclination to it and part of it is that he has a super overdeveloped cringe reflex. BUT over time we desensitize him and what we discover is that while he isn’t a huge selfshipper he does enjoy some ocxcanon… and he always makes the EDGIEST fucking ocs you’ve ever seen

like imagine shadow the hedgehog gijinkas who are orphans raised by wolves with evil lightning powers that burn their flesh or whatever and then he puts them into sources to be swooned over power fantasies. it’s beyond belief and wade and i are so delighted and endeared wade probably tears up from his unbearable amusement and fondness. we absolutely adore his edgelord ocs and would kill people for maligning them

[isekaiprincess]

my wade is too functional in general if you put him in a room full of dps they would be like who is this loser who knows how to vacuum

^ although they would say that to his face and he would be like “ya but i also have a wife and a boyfriend and a dog and i still kill people all the time so like”

[isekaiprincess]

i can’t stop giggling now bc i’m thinking about playing DE with wade it would be so funny. he would gasp dramatically every time a new character design popped up that he liked but then he would also pretend to thirst for dishy. he would be so obsessed with washford and drysdale actually. we’d have SO much fun. the things he would say abt shadowlord would be Unprintable

[isekaiprincess]

me crawling into wades lap like “ahhh im relieved, i can take an ocd break here, i know i can’t be a creep by shipping with you so i can’t get irrational compulsions” and he just sighs because it’s true but that’s bc everyone just thinks he’s the perv for being ~20yrs older than me instead