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Memo to Privates Bright and Tobias

A total of forty-one (41) submissions and asks between the two of you. Of what?

Non-sense.

Pictures of plants. Asking for dogs. And gibberish.

The answer is 'No'.

The further answer is 'No, and you'll be doing double duties' tomorrow.

Thank you.

LT. Commander Shepard.

★★★

(Sigh.

That sums it up. A long, drawn out sigh.)

What if it was a robot instead of an actual animal?

I trust you less with a robot.

Miniature owls?

No animals.

Hey Commander, what if I was dying and my last wish was to have an owl and/or bonsai tree?

Then I would honor your wishes by sending your body home to be buried by your family and loved ones.

They could plant a bonsai tree over your grave, and owls could live in it. But not on my ship.

Hey Commander, what would happen if I told you that I knew the name of your crush?

I would question where you think you heard this.

What? Commander, /owls/ come from forests. And foxes. And, y'know, oxygen.

We don't need animals.

We have oxygen aboard.

No. Plants.

Sure, but it's not the same. Have you ever been in a forest? Like an actual forest?

Near one. Too still. Nothing good comes from a forest.

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