#privpmz

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Ashley; is Brooklyn Evans having sex with too many girls?

Pretty sure that isn’t even a thing. There are plenty of guys whoring themselves out, so why can’t Brooklyn? If she wants to spread her legs for anyone who looks her way, more power to her.

@brookrose-evans

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The gossip well’s dry! Give me something to do. I refuse to believe you all suddenly became even more boring, especially over Spring Break.

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Ashley, which family has the best genes in the hotness department?

McIntosh, obviously.

@alexandermcintosh @aubreymcintosh @mcalextosh @lenemcintosh

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Ashley, do you think Rachel is using Artie to make Blake jealous because he has been getting closer to her sister?

It wouldn’t surprise me. She could’ve picked someone a little less lame to make someone jealous with, though, don’t you think? Let’s put it this way: If Artie Abrams is at one side of the room and Blake Duval is at the other, which one are your eyes going to be drawn towards? And not just because you feel sorry for them. Step up your game, Rachel. I doubt homeboy feels even a little bit jealous.

@therachelbarbaraberry @aj-abrams @blakeelias

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Ashley, which family is crazier? The Ben Israels or the Duvals?

The Duval’s are boring as hell, especially the youngest one who thinks she’s all tough. Wanting to walk out of class? Badass on the loose. Anyway, back on track… The Ben Israel’s have Shoshanna. I figure that answers your question?

@shoshbi @privellied

[psu-pmz]

With Stella gone, I’m in charge of the PSU department. The gossip’s running a little dry right now, though, so I’m going to be needing a couple insiders to give me the scoop. You can leave things anonymously right here (even if it’s not anonymous, I’ll totally take the credit anyway), or if you want my opinion on anything, make sure you start your message with my name.

xoxo, Ashley.

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Ashley, what girl do you think is going to end up winning Patrick?

Winning implies that he’s some kind of prize… Who are the contestants again? I feel like Mercedes had something to do with him recently, right? She’s been giving it up to pretty much everyone, though, so probably not her. I’d call that a lucky escape on her part, though.

@patrick-evans @psu-mercedesmarie

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Ashley, what side of the #Harpez breakup are you on?

I didn’t even know they were actually together, let alone broken up. They never do anything gossip-worthy, so I have no interest in them. Especially not enough to take sides. It’s probably for the best that it’s over, though. I wouldn’t exactly call Dora the awkward Explorer and the Incredible Sulk a match made in heaven. Sounds about as toxic as “Lilladox” or whatever you all call them.

By the way, Harpez? Lilladox? They sound like something sexually transmitted. Work on your ship names.

@sapphicdaniharper @gabpez @lillymarie-anders @king-maddox