#probably serious

[birchtreeguy]

500k views by the end of the month or I kill a mammal on the street.

[alphaengineered]

As a mother's day gift to herself, Maggie will adopt everyone

[summertimemadness492]

Thank you Steam Sales for actually getting me into gaming

[barbarashershey]

seduce me with your x-files knowledge

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

I feel future worry/amusement for anyone who ever ends up dating me if any because of my dad (who's a firefighter) and the Application To Date a Firefighter's Daughter

which has things like "When we burn down a house for practice, no one checks the closets." and "Most of my friends are RCMP, ambulance personnel, or firefighters . We ARE 911. If you piss us off, who you gonna call?" and "Sirens and air horns can really muffle the sounds of someone screaming."

Anyone who wants to date me less than no one will have to sign it

And he's completely serious