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*** [Ekko @ Ez] "only 'cause your ass is a ten--gotta suffer in some department."
"Oof. Ouch, my heart, babe," Ezreal joked gently, shaking his head as he gave a grin to Ekko, before pushing him over gently. "At least something is a ten."
M!A: For the next few asks/posts, Ezreal will be turned into a cat.
Had Ezreal been cursed before? Yes. But never like this.
He was feeling much lighter, much smaller, more lithe, and absolutely more hairy.
Oh no...
"Mrrrow?"
"BOO!" Jinx popped out, giggling as she jumped onto Ezreal. "Ezzyyyy, hi!"
Jinx was the last thing Ezreal had been expecting on his trip. Giant golems that shoot lasers? Sure. Spiders the size of a yordle? Absolutely. Hungry Pixiemanders? He had plently of treats for those. But none of those were the loose canon of Zaun.
He let out a panicked, girlish shriek, falling on the ground dangerously near the chasm he'd been preparing to rappel down, gasping as he peeked over the edge, then back up at his surprise assailant, puffing his cheeks in an effort to gain his very rattled composure.
"J-Jinx," he sputtered pointlessly, trying, and failing to get up, then trying to reach the gauntlet tied to his belt. "I don't have any money, or drugs, or anything on me, I swear. Just a dirty old map and some rope." He sounded like he was begging, not the tone the Explorer had been going for, but the one he was now stuck with.
📜 muse of your choice
Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse. (Please specify how many muses//which muses for multimuse blogs!!)
1
Yang: Hey, you want some leftovers? Ezreal: What's that? Yang: You've never had leftovers??? Ezreal: No, because I'm not a quitter.
2
Yang: Vi was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Vi: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Yang: Vi, you ate a chair.
3
Yang, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Sett, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
@torntruth
“Before you say anything, Caitlyn. I just wanna let you know,” Ezreal took in a deep breath, exhaling. “It was not my fault that vase was haunted and set that building on fire, when they were the ones who put it in direct sunlight. I was jsut the one who found it.”
“Tomb raiding is totally legal as long as you have a college degree,” Ezreal hummed matter of factly. “Which I... totallydon’thave...”
