Dare: Tell Kevin you think he's a cutie patootie and that his butt is fine.
"Pfft! O-oh gosh, can't I say it a bit more..romantically?" he blushes and shifts from side to side. "Aw, fine!"

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Dare: Tell Kevin you think he's a cutie patootie and that his butt is fine.
"Pfft! O-oh gosh, can't I say it a bit more..romantically?" he blushes and shifts from side to side. "Aw, fine!"
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Eugene covers his reddening face, fighting back his laughter. Did Ken send this on purpose? Usually he wrote a note with it, like 'Feeling horny, come use me. Also bring milk, I'm out.'
[txt]: Did you want to make sure that I was still bigger?[txt]: Cause I'm still bigger 8P
productiveoutfield replied to your post “¯”
((i have no idea what kind of relationship they would have tho, lol
//lmao idk either. Maybe like "friends that throw ridiculous insults at each other all the time"? I don't know xD
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Okay, so, Eugene can be a tad…clingy and affectionate, some people don’t like that. Also, he would probably let bad people be a bit mean to him, for the sake of love.
♣ (will this involve asking your boyfriend for a 3some?)
♣ : A Mistake/Regret Headcanon
As far as things that have happened recently, Kevin deeply regrets asking Eugene for a threesome. (Hell, even if it was an anon command, he blames himself quite a bit for making Eugene upset)
In the past, however, Kevin regrets not resisting Strex more. He'll never admit it to anyone, though. Not until after Strex is gone.
productiveoutfield replied to your post:super nerd
You attack people by boring them with the finer details of plants on fictional planets
Boring? Oh Smiling God, facts like that are simply fascinating! I should do a whole show like that!
Perhaps hitting enemies with really big textbooks would be more productive?
super nerd
Wait, how...
How does that work?
What would my superpower be?
✰ DO A BARREL ROLL
..... Look, I feel really compelled to do that for some reason, but I have no idea what that is....