From “The Strange Case of Professor Radium!” in Batman #8, December 1941-January 1942. Bill Finger script, Bob Kane pencils, Jerry Robinson inks, George Roussos letters & background inks.
Decided to write a Villain Wrangler story of my own after reading that one post.
My personal headcanon is that in every superhero universe, there's a Villain Wrangler. So I just put them in mine.
Hope you enjoy.
Edit: so I didn't realize that Professor Radium is actualy a Batman villain until after writing this. So, umm.... guess I'll change his name then? Or this can be some alternate universe version of him idk.
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Professor Radium; a Villain Wrangler story
Chapter 1
The Opportunity
"Alright, he's waiting for you." the gaurd said as he opened the door. The Villain Wrangler had been to many high security penitentiaries in their line of work, so this was nothing new. A long hallway led to the cell that housed the infamous Professor Radium. He was a scientist that specialized in radiation studies. His funding was cut after a partially successful experiment that left him with the ability to absorb and control radiation. Since then, he'd been knocking over everything from radio stations to reactors for the parts he needed to continue his work.
The cell was pretty nice, all things considered. The Villain Wrangler could see the whole cell behind the thick honeycombed glass that separated them from the prisoner, much like the glass door of a microwave. A large square room with tall narrow windows and a skylight, made from the same type of glass, let in the mid day sunlight. Various bits of furniture were arranged in an open concept layout, including a writing desk, bed, vanity, even an old TV. Judging by the stack of VHS tapes next to it though, the professor probably didn't get the latest shows.
"Not very often do I receive visitors." said the professor as he put a book back on the bookshelf. He was clad in a sand coloured prison jumpsuit with a purple undershirt, and a pair of red sneakers. His blond hair had a faint green tint to it, like glow in the dark paint before it glows. He was at the end of his forties, though the manipulating radiation thing made him look closer to sixty.
"Thank you for seeing me Professor Radium." the Villain Wrangler replied.
"So, why are you here?" he asked as he sat down at the desk in front of the glass.
"Well, I'm here on behalf of..."
"Wait, let me guess!" he interjected. "Nuculear engineer who wants to stick me in a generator."
"Um, no."
"Government type that wants me to build a super weapon."
"No."
The professor glanced back at his VHS collection. "You're not from the video rental store, are you?"
"Actually, Professor Radium, I'm from the Grant a Wish foundation." the Villain Wrangler said as they took the other seat at the desk. "I was hoping to talk to you about an opportunity."
"What kind of opportunity?" the professor inquired as he steepled his fingers.
"Wwweeeell, umm. As you may know, the Grant a Wish foundation works with kids who are in intensive care for things like cancer or life threatening illnesses."
Professor Radium nodded. "Hmm, go on."
"Usually a kid will ask to meet their favorite celebrity, sports star or superhero."
"And let me guess. The kids want to watch their favorite hero beat up a bad guy or two?"
"Well, no"
"No?" the professor asked, arching an eyebrow.
"There's been a growing trend this year, of kids who want to meet their favorite supervillains. I'm the one they send to set up those meetings. It's kind of how I got the name The Villain Wrangler." Both of the professors eyebrows were up now. "I know, it's strange to hear. But sometimes, kids are just like that. And there's a little girl who asked for you, personaly."
The Villain Wrangler pulled some documents from their bag.
"Her name is Abigale Claire. She's an eight year old cancer patient, awaiting radiation treatment at Gawain Cancer Research in McCallion." They put the documents in the small box on the desk. Professor Radium recieved them from the other end and looked over the doctors report.
"I, ah, had them laminated against radiation. I wasn't sure if it would disintegrate or not."
"Hmm? Oh, no it's fine." replied the professor. "Cautious thinking, very smart."
He read over Abigales report.
"Sixteen months in chemotherapy?"
"The doctors gave her three months tops when she started."
"A fighter. Impressive."
"She also drew these for you." The Villain Wrangler gave him a small stack of laminated drawings done in pencil crayon. The professor studied each one carefully. A picture of him in full costume glowing in the dark, his iconic Radiation Gun and Microwave Beam Emitter. Even his recent fight with Buff Truckman that landed him in this cell, though he looked much cooler in the drawing than he had on the news. For an eight year old cancer patient, she was a pretty good artist.
"Huh. Didn't know I even had fans." he said, setting the pictures asside. "What's the catch?"
"An extensive background check, which I've already preformed, as well as some character references from some heroes and a few other villains."
"And you'll have heroes on standby, I assume."
"Nope. No superheores or law enforcement nearby of any kind. Just you and your number one fan." They said, pointing to the pictures.
"So what's to stop me from cooking the place and disappearing?"
"Like I said, I've done an extensive background check. You're not one of those reckless villains that kills for the sake of killing, otherwise I wouldn't be here."
"Makes sense." the professor agreed.
"That, and there are a lot of other villains who are in on this, who wouldn't hesitate to come down hard on someone who messes this up for them or the kids.
"Noted."
"So, what's the procedure then?" asked Professor Radium.
"If you agree, you'll be let out for ninety six hours to collect anything you might need for your visit." the Villain Wrangler explained. "We'll arrange the meeting during visiting hours for however long Abigale wants. I'll be there the whole time keeping tabs on everything and shooing away heroes. Afterwards, you're expected to return to your cell and serve the rest of your sentence."
"And if I decide I don't want to return to my cell?"
"Then you're on the run again. If you get caught, your sentence extends and you might not get this opportunity again."
The Villain Wrangler leaned forward. "But, if you go along with it all the way. This sort of thing looks really good in a parole hearing."
"You don't say."
"You could be out in a month afterwards, if you play your cards right." The professor looked at the drawing of him with his Radiation Gun and maniacal grin.
"I... I'll need some time to think about this."
"By all means, take all the time you need." the Villain Wrangler said. "But, just for Abigales sake, maybe not too much time?"
"Here's my card. If you're in, gimmie a call." They slid the card into the box. "Any contact info you give me is strictly confidential. I'm the only one who sees it and it's all written down in cypher."
"A wise move. Thank you." The professor slipped the card into his pocket.
"Oop, I've got to go." the Villain Wrangler said, checking their planner. "Got an appointment in Rain City in a few hours. Professor, thank you again for your time."
"Thank you for visiting. I'd shake your hand but..." he gestured to the glass. "Radiation."
"Hope to hear from you soon." They said as they left back down the hall.
Professor Radium looked over Abigales report again as he watched the sun go down that night. Eight years old and fighting for her life. Yet in the reports picture, she looked so happy, like this was just a regular thing for her. God, how similar she was to him at that age. His own treatment was the whole reason he went into studying radiation in the first place. Could she know that? Is that why she asked for him? Surely it was no coincidence. He placed the report on his desk with the drawings. Lying on his bed, he inspected the Villain Wranglers card.
"Hmm. Extensive background check indeed." he said to himself, staring up at the stars shinning dimly in the night sky.
It’s New Year’s Eve, everybody! Just as I did back in October with my “31 Days of Disney Villainy,” before I begin my countdown of my Top 31 Favorite Batman Villains – one for each day of January – I want to go over some of the baddies who sadly didn’t make the cut. These are the Terrible Ten who ALMOST got onto my main countdown, but for various reasons ultimately didn’t quite manage it. Some of these guys are more well-known than others, so we’ll see how many you all recognize.
With that said, before the countdown begins at midnight, here are my Honorable Mentions for Gotham’s 31 Most Wanted!
1. Calendar Man.
Julian Day, a.k.a. Calendar Man, is a villain who has had a lot of ups and downs in his history. Depending on who you ask, he’s either one of the dumbest Batman villains ever made, or one of the most underrated. I fall into the second crowd. The Calendar Man is a deranged crook who commits crimes themed around holidays and seasons. I actually find that to be a very interesting concept, and I’m surprised that so many people dislike the character, and that for a long time he was considered something of a joke. In more recent years, however, the Calendar Man has been making a slight comeback; he’s still often the butt of bad jokes, but more people seem to be waking up to the potential this guy has to be a legitimately interesting and/or intimidating dastard. However, while I do have a soft spot for the character, I just like other rogues better. Not much else to it.
2. Clock King.
As I said yesterday, when naming the rules for who could qualify on this list, I would not be including “crossover rogues.” These are villains who are TECHNICALLY part of another superhero’s rogues gallery, but whom Batman has faced on numerous occasions. Batman has faced Lex Luthor more than once, for example, but I think it’s fair to say no one’s going to lump him in with the same crowd as Clayface or Catwoman. Similarly, King Shark has appeared in various forms of Batman-related media, but he’s really a villain of Aquaman’s. With this in mind, there are four villains who I felt I just couldn’t COMPLETELY leave out of the running, despite them being those sorts of rogues. The Clock King is the first one. The original Clock King, William Tockman, was a foe of Green Arrow, and was, in my opinion, a better villain than people often give/gave him credit for. However, the character really took off when he first appeared in the 60s Batman TV series, and then got even more attention in a few appearances in “Batman: The Animated Series” and its spin-offs. In fact, the latter version was so popular, THAT version of the Clock King – Temple Fugate (pictured above) – later replaced Tockman, though even he was really more of a Teen Titans villain than a Batman rogue. In fact, while the Clock King does keep appearing in Batman-related media, I’m not even sure if the two have ever even MET in the comics. I will admit that he feels like he fits right in there, and I’ve always had a real soft spot for this villain, but I didn’t think it was right to place him on the list.
3. Deathstroke.
Ever since the “Arkham” video games, in particular, I always hear Deathstroke referred to as a Batman Villain. I’ll confess that it’s always cool, both in and out of comics, to see him square off with the Dark Knight, but Deathstroke really isn’t a Batman Villain in the strictest sense. Much like the Clock King, in the comics – heck, even in other media – he’s typically depicted as the arch-enemy of the Teen Titans. I guess you could say this perhaps makes him Robin’s arch-nemesis, but that’s not quite the same thing. I do love Deathstroke – he’s definitely one of the greatest DC Villains out there – but I don’t think he fits here any more than Clock King does.
4. Gentleman Ghost.
This is the third example of a villain who I didn’t QUITE think counted as a Batman Villain. And of them all, he honestly came the closest. See, in the comics, I’m not even sure if Batman and the Clock King have ever met, like I said; and in regards to Deathstroke, sure, they’ve fought on several occasions, but Deathstroke is pretty much well-renowned as the foe of the Titans, and especially Robin. Close, but no cigar. The Gentleman Ghost, however…I keep feeling like DC WANTS to make this guy a Batman Villain definitively, but haven’t quite done so yet, if that makes sense. This dapper phantom thief is TECHNICALLY an arch-enemy of Hawkman & Hawkgirl, of all characters. However, in other media, he often seems to have no set foeman, and in perhaps his most famous incarnation, from “Batman: The Brave & the Bold,” his origins were outright changed to make him a Batman Villain, with no ties to Hawkman whatsoever…in fact, did the Hawk family even APPEAR in that show? I sincerely can’t remember right now, so if anyone can remind me, please do. On top of that, not only has the Ghost faced Batman in the comics, but in one particularly seminal story – “All My Enemies Against Me,” in which a whole group of Batman Villains teamed up to try and take down both the Caped Crusader AND an invading Killer Croc – Gentleman Ghost was included among the ranks. Keep in mind, he was kind of the one odd guy out: all the other villains, from obscure ones like The Spook to more popular ones like Penguin, were DEFINITELY Batman Villains. So to see Gentleman Ghost counted among those ranks was a bit strange but also seemed to indicate he’d found his niche there. However, he’s never been OFFICIALLY counted as one of those villains, and again, in the comics, he’s still most closely tied to the Hawks, or at least the Justice League. So even though I was EXTREMELY tempted to count him on the Top 31, I felt it was still cheating.
5. King Shark.
Our fourth and final villain who I didn’t really think counted as a Batman Villain. Just like the Clock King and Gentleman Ghost, King Shark has been in a lot of Batman-related media, but in the comics, his encounters with the Dark Knight are fairly minor. He’s real arch-foe is Aquaman, unsurprisingly. This is one of the reasons why I feel I can’t count King Shark on the main list, but the other is that I legitimately have an issue with the character: he’s constantly changing. True, comic book characters change frequently, and villains like the Mad Hatter and the Joker have undergone significant tonal shifts over the decades…but with King Shark, it seems like every single writer who uses him has a 100% different way of handling him. Sometimes he’s a strong and noble warrior; sometimes he’s a blood-hungry, animalistic monster; sometimes he’s a wisecracking psychopath; sometimes he’s actually fairly nice polite until his instincts get the better of him…heck, even his APPEARANCE changes constantly! Sometimes he’s a Great White, sometimes he’s a Hammerhead, sometimes he’s a Tiger Shark…there’s just an absolute zero for CONSISTENCY with this guy, and it drives me up the wall! In recent years, the character has become more popular, but I’ve never really been able to latch onto any version of him more than another, and I’ve never really had any strong attachment to him in general. I don’t hate the guy, I just wish people would handle him better.
6. Maxie Zeus.
Much like Calendar Man, Maxie Zeus is one of those villains who, depending on whom you ask, they’ll either call one of the dumbest supervillains ever made, or one of the most underrated. Admittedly, between the two, I prefer Calendar Man, but there’s actually a lot of untapped potential in Zeus. The key problem with this character is essentially not his fault: he’s inspired by the campy character of King Tut from the 60s series. (He was adapted into comics himself, incidentally, but that version sucks in my opinion, and is hardly ever used…good riddance. I’ll stick to Victor Buono, thank you.) For those who don’t know, King Tut was a professor of Egyptology who, due to a mental issue, came to believe he was the reincarnation of the famous pharaoh. In Maxie Zeus’ case, he was a gentleman who came to believe he was actually the Greek God of Thunder, Zeus. Just as Tut thus embarked on a mad quest to turn Gotham into his new empire, Zeus plans to turn Gotham into his new Olympus. With such daffy inspiration, you can see why Zeus would be underestimated, and in recent years he’s often been depicted as a “joke villain” - similar to characters like Condiment King. However, in my opinion, Zeus actually CAN work as a legitimate antagonist when handled by the right people in the right way, and I even think that’s been done a couple of times. I tend to think he gets a bad rap. Still, again, there are other villains I simply like more.
7. Orca.
Dr. Grace Balin used one of those handy-dandy super serums to transform herself into a half-killer whale, half-human hybrid, all in a plan to try and wreak havoc on her hated nemesis: a nasty woman called Camille Baden-Smythe. Dubbing herself simply “The Orca,” she began to rain destruction down upon her enemy, constantly leading to face-offs with the Dark Knight. However, at the end of her first adventure, Balin was mortally wounded, and found the only way to survive was to permanently become the Orca. Since then, the Orca has gone from vigilante to frequently more of a true villain, and still makes off-and-on appearances in comics and even spin-off comics…though, unless you count a jokey cameo in the LEGO Batman Movie, the comics have so far been her only home. I know a few people who are big fans of the character, and I actually have a soft spot for her, too. I just didn’t like her QUITE enough to include her in the Top 31.
8. Professor Radium.
Now, chances are, even if you happen to be a major comic book fan, you’re probably wondering “Who the Heck is Professor Radium?” Don’t worry, you’re not alone in that. Professor Radium is an EXTREMELY underrated and equally extremely little-known and little-used supervillain who I actually have a personal nostalgia for. In the core comics, he was once a well-meaning scientist who wanted to use radiation-based procedures and special formulas to enhance and extend people’s lives. In a twisted paradox of fate, he wound up instead turning his skin a glowing green, and developed a “Touch of Death.” Radium, in his initial appearance, desperately tried to fix his condition, but the mixture of the accident plus his tragic situation led to him steadily going insane, and he was seemingly killed at the end of the tale. He would later return many, many years later, however, forced to resort to a life of crime due to his terrible condition. I actually found out about Professor Radium through means that are somehow even more obscure than the character himself: the Batman comic strips. Yeah, Batman had a comic strip, all the way back in the 40s, and Professor Radium was one of the few villains from the core comics to appear. (It figures.) The comic strip story was essentially a remake of his origins, but now with a darker twist: his story starts the exact same way, until Radium has a chance encounter with a man planning to commit suicide. He “helps” him with his powers, and from that point on, instead of trying to fix his condition, Professor Radium decides to use his “Touch of Death” as a “Good Samaritan.” He begins bringing the peace and bliss of death to unhappy people, so they no longer have to endure the torture and pain of life. This version, too, was seemingly killed…and since this version never appeared again (his was the last story arc in the strips, and this take never carried over into mainstream), we can presume that death was permanent. I find both takes on Professor Radium to be surprisingly tragic, complex, and fascinating villains, especially for the time period. His occasional, albeit often minor, reappearances in more recent years have helped to ensure he isn’t COMPLETELY forgotten, but I really would like to see a proper new reinvention of this villain. He’s got a lot of potential that hasn’t been fully realized.
9. The Spook.
In the 1970s, the Spook – real name Val Kaliban – was one of Batman’s most recurring villains. In his original format, the character was a former member of the mafia with a fascination with escape tricks and illusions; after faking his own death to escape from prison, he began using this knowledge to commit crimes – everything from finding masterful ways to escape from robberies, to selling “escape insurance” to caged crooks and busting them out for a hefty fee. Starting in the 80s, the Spook began popping up with far less frequency. Attempts were made in the 90s to reimagine the character; that version had him as a nameless black ops soldier who, traumatized by a mission that went horribly wrong, actually believed himself to be a ghost. It was an interesting, radical reinvention, but it never really went anywhere; future stories would feature Val Kaliban again, and no mention has been made of that second Spook since. As of now, the character has not been seen in the mainstream since 2006, when he was seemingly killed off during the events of the storyline “Batman & Son.” However, the Spook HAS appeared in some comics from spin-offs and crossovers, and is known for – both in-universe and in reality – going long periods of time without so much as saying “Boo” before popping up once more. I personally really like this character, but I guess there are just others I like more or have more nostalgia for.
10. Tally Man.
The much-underappreciated Tally Man is a villain who I really wish I could love more than I do, if that makes sense. This somewhat theatrical gun-for-hire came from a tragic and disturbing childhood: his family was regularly harassed by a mobster who demanded they pay protection money for some sort of debt. Eventually, the boy that became Tally Man snapped and beat the mobster to death, after the man attacked his mother for not paying him. He was sent to prison, and in the intervening time, his mother killed herself, while his sister went insane. The boy became obsessed with the idea of debts not being paid, and turned to a life of crime: he acts as a sort of agent of Karma, in his own mind, collecting “pounds of flesh” for the highest-paying crooks from their enemies, their clients, and so on. I really love the character’s design and past, but the problem lies in his actual appearances. Tally Man first appeared in the immediate aftermath of the famous “Knightfall” saga. At that time, Bruce Wayne was out of commission, and the Batmen Tally Man faced were actually people taking his place while he recuperated. To me, that’s kind of cheating; it’s not quite the same when you’re facing an Imposter Batman, if you get my meaning. After these initial appearances, Tally Man quickly descended on the ladder of villainy: he ultimately just became little more than a stooge – an average gunman with kind of a cool name, effectively a mere pawn used by more popular rogues, most notably Two-Face. Heck, even his crazy costume was eventually eliminated, as a second Tally Man took his place, and was REALLY just a normal gunman with a cool name. There was nothing about the second one that made him any different from any normal gangster character. Since then, the character has totally disappeared. Apparently there were plans for him to appear in the DCAU, but that never came to pass. I really wish the character had been used better in the comics, and I hope he makes a comeback that fixes these issues.
And that concludes my list of Honorable Mentions for my Top 31 Favorite Batman Villains! As I said before, the countdown proper starts at midnight, just in time to ring in the New Year! I’m fairly sure the first choice on the list will be quite a surprise. ;)
HINT: …I seriously don’t have a hint for the first guy, just…I’m pretty sure you’ll be in absolute DISBELIEF at who it is. That’s all I can give you for now. I’ll do better next time. XD
365 DC Comics Paper Cut-Out Villains - One Villain, Every Day, All Year…
March 15th - Professor Radium
Professor Henry Ross was a scientist who was accidentally transformed into a human dynamo exuding radiation. In need of an expensive antidote, Ross used his newfound powers to commit crimes in Gotham City, anxious not to hurt anyone, but accidentally killing various people in the process. The whole ordeal drove the professor mad and he ended up battling Batman and Robin. Professor Radium was apparently killed in the ensuing battle but he resurfaced some years later as a member of the villainous society called the Nuclear Legion. Professor Radium first appeared in the pages of Batman #8 (1942).