#professorite

[redtoomuchintoit]

“HEY CAN YOU TWO STOP BEING WISHIWASHI AND EITHER KICK THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER OR BE FRIENDS ALREADY?”

[behemothbash-a]

@professorite​ replied: “It’s because Lysandre, as you kids say, is cringe.”

“So totally true, Professor.” He has no idea who that is.

[redtoomuchintoit]

@professorite​ {X}:

he doesn't, can confirm

“You heard it here first! Lysandre doesn’t wash his hands!”

[iruludavare]

     Lysandre is certainly a reason why she should be going to therapy. Lots of it.

[redtoomuchintoit]

@professorite​:

I AM GOING THROUGH THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE HIM LEAVE ME ALONE

“Yeah that’s great can you go through them a little faster and like kill him or something? He’s part of the reason I go to therapy every week.”

[timeond]

“If you two are gonna fight you could at least, like, punch each other in the face!”

[firegage]

@professorite​

you are absolutely correct, he also smells like a mouldy carrot                       

“You look like you’d ask me to wash my hands.”