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There's probably like 15 different variations of this meme by this point but I haven't made one so
Remember what we lost
Haruspex: When I came back to the town, Saburov almost had me executed. And this is how things turn out. Bachelor: Why is there always someone trying to execute you, Burakh? Haruspex: Natural charm. I think that's the reason. Bachelor: Artemy Burakh joking? Today sure is full of surprises. Haruspex: Don't get used to it, oynon. Bachelor: Thank you for helping me. I couldn't have done it without you. Haruspex: That's true. Bachelor: Now I recognize the typical Burakh. Straight as a scalpel. You could have lied, you know. Haruspex: Why? Bachelor: Because lying is fun and pleasant? Haruspex: Hm. Bachelor: Stay as stern as you are, Burakh. It looks good on you.
Oh my god, get a room, you two
Burakhovsky in Classic actually perfectly demonstrates the three forms of yaoi
Bachelor route: We kinda stand next to each other and barely talk but people will see what they need to see
Haruspex route: Every time we talk we're two seconds away from making out sloppy style
Changeling route: We're actively trying to kill each other
On that Day 6-11 grind
Bachelor: Yes... Far be it from me to call myself a person of mystical inclinations. However, when I look at you, I get the feeling that nature is playing jokes on us. It's as if both the left and the right hand have clutched the head to realize for the first time that they are two parts of a single whole. Haruspex: I get that feeling too. Does this mean that we are alike?
Well, hello there... Finally we meet...
Andrey Stamatin: Those were the times! Here's a shot for you, show us the 'dragon's breath'! You did quite good last time. Bachelor: Last time I burned my brows and eyelashes off. Andrey Stamatin: Hah! I still remember how the housekeeper yelled at us. I tore my pants in three different places trying to escape him through the bushes. Bachelor: I see those pants are still on you. Andrey Stamatin: Nah, these are different ones. My mom made them for me. Look at those pockets! Bachelor: Nice! Let me try them on. Peter Stamatin: Be careful, Dankovsky. He's quite drunk already. It's best not to provoke him in this state. Andrey Stamatin: Peter is right. Be careful what you wish for, Dankovsky. Bachelor: I know. I remember how during our third year you gambled your pants away playing card and borrowed mine to get home. Andrey Stamatin: Let him who is without sin cast the first trousers. It is what it is.
I'M GETTING SIDETRACKED
People be arguing about middle-part Dankovsky vs fringe Dankovsky, but you know who had the worst glow down hairstyle-wise?
Georgiy Kain