I wanted to do some incorrect quotes for @devil-doll13 and I's new Trio.
Archie and Izzy belong to me
Max belongs @devil-doll13
(Archie sounds and Talks like Wheatley from Portal 2)
(For context they're in a Polyamorous relationship)
Max: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Archie: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Max: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Max: Izzy, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Izzy: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Max: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Archie.
Max: You think she knows what she's doing?
Archie: I wouldn't go that far, mate.
Max: Between the three of us, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Archie: Luv, I'm a knife.
Izzy, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
Max: Come on babe, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Archie: Mate, You were flirting with Izzy.
Max: So what? She's our partner.
Archie: You asked her if she was single.
Max *confused expression*
Archie: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.
Izzy, trying to ask Max out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Archie: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
Max, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
(I will make a part 2 if ya'll want more)
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