When I sit down to eat, I get sexy!
When I go to bed, I get hungry!
I saw a man lying in the street, and I said, "Can I help you?" He said, "No. I just found a parking space. Now I'm waiting for my wife to go buy a car!"

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When I sit down to eat, I get sexy!
When I go to bed, I get hungry!
I saw a man lying in the street, and I said, "Can I help you?" He said, "No. I just found a parking space. Now I'm waiting for my wife to go buy a car!"
We’ve all heard of “the protagonist is the villian” but get ready for….. “the protagonist and the antagonist are villains”, my addition to the genre
(or it’s alternate, the protagonist and antagonist are both heroes…)