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YuouY: Hello, hello! How might ʎou all be doing?

Yo_oY: Gosh, there sure is a lot of ʎou.

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pseudoumbrage said: :* kiss kiss, i did not wish to take it back anyhoo!

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ThiS iS a few DayS late and a long liSt, my baD. But welcome to my blog, Don't minD the meSS left over from recent conStruction. There'S Still DebriS ScattereD here anD there that I neeD to gather up and toSS out, but I'm a buSy troll; I gotta juggle a lot of Shit back and forth anD a blogging platform iSn't really the priority. A few thingS have yet to even be aDDeD, I'm Sure that at leaSt moSt of you know how that iS. I Don't believe I know any of you, but I have at least recieveD one warning about a certain Someone on thiS liSt. I recognize a part of their url, anD I'm Sure they're aware of it. Anyway, the name is Dricke and I extenD a welcoming yet cool hanD to greet you in my little corner of the Internet. 

[unanimouslyumbran]

i did figUre as mUch. i really do not find yoU all that threatening, myself. and UlceroUs coUld likely easily overwhelm yoU in a scUffle. i woUld not Underestimate yoUr sister, all things considered.. bUt, as yoU wish. i shall not pity yoU, nor care. technically yoU are not my friend, we are not even mild acqUiantances. so i have no reason to show concern, especially not when yoU are calling my sitUation "having the hots". that is the worst description i have ever seen for it. so kindly shUt it.

HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO 

IT HAS BEEN QuITE SOME TIME SINCE IVE HAD A HEALTHY ANGER DIRECTED AT ME FROM A SISTER. SO. DESPITE THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOuRE SAYING. I FIND THIS CONVERSATION TO BE GOING QuITE WELL.

HAVING THE HOTS IS A *PERFECTLY* GOOD EXPLANATION OF WHAT IS GOING ON. THAT OR LuSTING AFTER HIM. WHICH I THINK IS LEWD AND uNNECESSARY WHEN THE FORMER HANDLES THE SITuATION SO WELL.

ITS A SHAME THAT ILL NEVER GET TO KNOW YOu. OR THE ALTERNATE BROTHER YOu WERE PLAYING. BECAuSE I FEEL LIKE THOSE WOuLD HAVE BEEN SOME INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS.

[unanimouslyumbran]

again, yoU have me qUite mistaken. i am not here for yoUr sUffering. while yoU are a brother, and i shoUld hope for yoUr demise.. yoUr alignment has changed, so i feel a bit of sadness for yoUr sitUation. and do enjoy the caUse yoUr sister has. no, my entire point was focUsed on WHO yoU are saying some rather Unpleasant things to. that is, yoU can say what yoU wish to me, bUt dare yoU wish death on yoUr previoUs conversation partner and yoU will find yoUrself in, as they say, "hot water."

OH. SO THE BITCH HAS THE HOTS FOR uLCEROuS HuH. THAT MAKES A BIT MORE SENSE.

SEE. THAT WAS THE KEY FACTOR HERE I DIDNT QuITE GRASP. BuT NOW THAT I KNOW YOuR TRuE INTENTIONS. THAT WHOLE DRABBLE YOu SENT IS A LOT MORE CLEAR.

IN ALL HONESTY. I DOuBT MY CRAZY FuCKED uP EXCuSE FOR A SISTER WOuLD EVER BE ABLE TO HuRT THE BASTARD. AND IT WAS MuCH MORE OF JuST A THING TO SAY BECAuSE I WAS ANGRY. AND I KNOW I WOuLD NEVER BE ABLE TO LAY A FINGER ON HIM WITHOuT SuFFERING MY OWN DEMISE. SO I THREW THAT IMPLAuSIBLE SITuATION uP IN THE AIR. KNOWING THAT IT WOuLD SEEM A BIT MORE THREATENING THAN ME SHOuTING PROFANITIES AT HIM WHILE HE LAuGHS HIS LITTLE GREEN ARSE OFF AT MY MISFORTuNES.

ALSO. KEEP YOuR SADNESS AND YOuR PITY TO YOuRSELF. I DONT NEED ANY FROM THE LIKES OF YOu.

I FIND YOu MILDLY THREATENING. BuT NOT ENOuGH TO DO ANYTHING ABOuT IT.

>You laugh at the confession tacked on to the end of your rant. That was a good one.

[unanimouslyumbran]

i think yoU have me mistaken, i hardly give a single care to what yoU may have to say to me. no matter what blUbber may spill from yoUr moUth, no matter what embarrassing things may be hiding in that UnfortUnately messed Up skUll of yoUrs, no matter how ill yoU think of me for the things i do.. i do not care. there are other sharp, jagged shells yoU are walking on. that is where my attention lies.

WHAT. 

I MEAN I uSuALLY DONT uNDERSTAND A FuCKING THING SISTERS HAVE TO SAY. BuT THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE. 

ALRIGHT. LETS BREAK THIS DOWN A BIT.

BASICALLY. WHAT YOuRE SAYING. IS YOu DONT CARE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOu. OR WHAT INSuLTS I THROW AT YOu. OR WHATEVER THE FuCK MY SPELL IS MAKING ME SAY ABOuT YOu. BECAuSE YOu DONT CARE?

I THINK YOu SAID SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF YOuRE HERE TO WATCH ME SuFFER. WHICH. AT THE CuRRENT TIME. SEEMS TO BE EVERYONES INFATuATION WITH ME. SO I REALLY COuLD NOT CARE LESS ABOuT YOuR REASONINGS FOR LIKING MY SHIT AND HOVERING AROuND ME LIKE SOME NEEDY BITCH.

I FEEL LIKE IM MISSING THE POINT OF THIS MESSAGE. JuST BECAuSE IT IS GIVING ME INFORMATION THAT I ALREADY KNEW IN A CONFuSING FORMAT THAT SERVES NO PuRPOSE. 

I THINK THAT WHAT YOu ARE DOING IS ABSOLuTELY HILARIOuS IN EVERY WAY. BuT STILL uPSETTING BECAuSE I FELL FOR YOuR RuSE.

[unanimouslyumbran]

i know yoU are Under a spell bUt yoU shoUld still kindly *watch what yoU say*, love.

I WONT *WATCH WHAT I FuCKING SAY*. ESPECIALLY TO SOMEONE LIKE YOu. WHICH IS TO SAY. A FuCKING TWISTED AS SHIT SISTER WHO FANCIES THEMSELVES *FuNNY* IN SOME WAY FOR MOCKING MY uNIVERSAL CONSTANTS.

YOu FILL ME WITH NOTHING BuT RAGE. BECAuSE FROM WHAT I COuLD SEE OF YOu. BEFORE THE SHOCKING EXPOSuRE OF YOuR *TRuE SELF*. YOu SEEMED TO BE A FAIRLY INTERESTING ALTERNATE. 

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