c'mon and get ur stanslop!!! (made this moodboard for ya :])
YIIPPIIEEE jack im going to put you in my hallway of honors like in a picture . because thats where everypuppys awesome goes. hangs this up on the windshield of my car
YAY do i ever. i assume this means gf ones since this blog has been 98% gf so far but. maybe another time i'll do a fic rec of other fandoms i like. just for funsies ^_^.
honorable mentions -> both @wettblanket and @stanstits archive tons of gf fics! (along with art and all that too. love those bugs🪲.)
okayy fun gf fics under cut :). please be aware some are gen fic and some are #my loveable incests! + some have NSFT and some don't! mind the tags and all.
hmmm ok so a lot of these are straight from my ao3 bookmarks lol. not gonna do all of ‘em cus that’s like a million so linking it too:). also since i’ve written a few stancest fics myself🙂↕️🙂↕️.
stancest
Sunsets and Swing Sets by Anonymous
We Swear It's the Cold by orphan_account (by cheeziswin)
arms around and lights above by stansthemans
Blue Christmas by fractured_hourglass
The Sun-dering by wannabeagrunklefan
Actions Speak Louder than Words by DejaBoo
Laid Up in Lavender by fourshadesofgreen
Mr. Stanford Pines by LourdesDeath
The Pen and the Author by Archivalist
On Twins by seqular
Let me? by WettBlankett
Together by WettBlankett
stancest nsft
Whole Damn Body by Anonymous
Allergies by Anonymous
can't leave my cat alone for 5 seconds by Anonymous
Mindscape.Fantasy.Sexual.Black.1 Operation Table by Anonymous
Prison Experience by Anonymous
Whole by orphan_account
the common tongue of your loving me by orphan_account
After School Activities by orphan_account
Temperature by orphan_account
Delicate as a Flower by sixerstanley
larger than life by sixerstanley
got milk? by sixerstanley
Sweet Dreams and Glacier’s Rock by Frondere
Seed of a Seed by Frondere
Black Water Lilies by Frondere
Make You the Perfect Evening by Frondere
I Think We're One in the Same by Frondere
Sleep Aid by Parrhesia
i think (we’re) alone now by stansthemans
there's no part of me you don't take up by stansthemans
Exploring abnormality by Lol_DoesCrime
Flora Continuum by plzdontlookatme
salt water by Unashamedfully
Combat Baby, Come Back by foodtruck
closer by cellard00rs
Mine and Yours by cellard00rs
This Divide Between You And I by cellard00rs
Lipstick by cellard00rs
Something Lost, Something Gained by fractured_hourglass
Reason by GravityGarbage
Eve by GravityGarbage
Bound by GravityGarbage
Between by GravityGarbage
Noise by GravityGarbage
Any Way You Want It by pandame
Somewhere Nice We Can Be Alone by pandame
Can't Take My Eyes Off of You by pandame
Hold Me Down Tight by pandame
everything you feel is good by businessboyjared
every little nerve by MacaqueBrain
the clone by stoneware
pretty thing by stoneware
good morning by stoneware
Hold me tight by Its_About_Hating_Yourself
Conjoined by bunbunmin666
Chasing Tail by LuciferxDamien
Cupcakes by somejustification
Let it Build by somejustification
Gotta Piss Somewhere, Pointdexter by somejustification
You Fucked Up by somejustification
Eat Your Words by somejustification
Cheat Day by somejustification
Six Times (I Loved Him) by somejustification
For the First Time (For the Last Time) by somejustification
mr_mystery is Live! by Fordislavski
Tune in to the Beat of My Heart - It's Writing You a Love Song by sillylilguy900
Hush, Gotta Be Quiet by Fearful_little_thing
The Hunger In My... by Fearful_little_thing (no smut as of now but it's dark enough i feel it deserves a place here /positive)
Love Potion No. 10 by StansTits
Sweet Fantasties by StansTits
Fantasy and Reality by stantwinscodependency
Obediance by Punelope
Cover Me by Felix_Heyday
Don't Get Caught by tentacledog
One Small Problem by Darkina
soostan nsft
Driver’s Ed by fractured_hourglass
pinesot4 nsft
After the Party by Night_Falls
in tempore, veritas by stantwinscodependency
stanbel
Honeybee by Prehensilizing
ford/emma-may & mcgucket is there also❤️🩹 nsft
the v shaped poly to ambiguously closed poly pipeline in action by ineedlemonade
fiddauthor nsft
finger on the pulse by Anonymous
fiddlestan nsft
i couldnt stand to face you, cause i liked what i saw by normalaboutstanfordpines
mabel & stan gen fic
(pinch of stancest) Someone to Confide In by DejaBoo
both sets of pines twins: gen fic edition
this is your brain on drugs by cracklin_haze
ford & stan gen fic
Doppeldead by DarkLordOfAwesomeness
Pay Phone Birthday Blues by DarkLordOfAwesomeness
An Eye For Detail by JackyRubou
New Baby (Brother) by lackinggravitas
Birden by Baze_loves_bugs
What's the matter, cat got your tongue? by ArtistRedFox
Sanguine by CrystalDice
if you don't fw weirdos, stan pines don't fw you by carpetchewer
what we've built is fragile (can't bear to knock it down) by carpetchewer
Where the Real Road Lies by Cuddly_Art_Mage
What's an ersatz phantom limb, anyway? by curiousCanine
habby halloweenie!!! 🎃🎃 imagine a sheet ghost except slightly damp knocking on your inbox! trick or treat! :)
ouuuuu thank u blankeys u cured my sadboredoms:). a treaties just for u…….
cant recall what u named the fic, but that one stancest medical kink where stan gives ford a prostate exam & its super cutes and super super hot? yeahhh thats the good stuff. i made a doodle inspired by it :). shitty because i am sleepys but i hopes u like anyway yayyyyy
fords crossing his legs to hide his 1 million inch erection💔. u cant see stans because his is 2 centimeters /silly
*gets really scared and shivers like a wet animal in the cold & rain* /joke. thank yewww and hello :o). welcome to my.....hm. im not sure what to call it actually. my indecisive & mysterious blog
The seasonal depression 😭 😭 I feel you. But we have drawing our favorite characters in cute costumes to look forward to for Halloween so its all gonna be okay I think -greg
this is very true. thanknu greg ily greg mmmmmmuah 1 million kisses to your forehead
I love your Pines fusions!! Would you ever talk/write more about them? :3c
WOULD I EVER. you actually reminded me i had wanted to color these cutiepies so thank youuuu <3.
(for clarification: Maystan is Mabel and Stan, Fordson is Dipper and Ford, Mystery is Stan and Ford, Mayford is Mabel and Ford, Stanson is Dipper and Stan, and finally, M is Dipper and Mabel.)
extreme yapping about these guys individually under the cut ^_^. yay❤️.
so they're all supposed to look certain ages in relation to eachother, first off. Maystan and Fordson are supposed to look like twins in their 30s/40s, Mystery is 60s/70s, Mayford and Stanson are twins in their 40s/50s, and M looks around 14-16, i'd say.
about Maystan
she's pretty mischievous but is more of a prankster rather than outright mean/rude like Stan is. (arguably, this is why she's funnier than Stan is lol.) she has a bit of a potty mouth, but a lot of her insults become endearments (ex: calling Ford her "gorgeous idiot brusband". Ford mostly objects to brusband because that is NOT a word).
she wears a lot of white and pink! Stan's favorite color is actually pink (my personal headcanon), so when he and Mabel are fused as Maystan, she indulges and there's pink everywhere. just combatted by white, because YES pink is awesome but also Maystan doesn't want to keep blinding people.
her five bracelets represent Dipper, Ford, Stan, Soos, and Wendy! there is one that represents Mabel as well, but M is usually the one that wears it (though i didn't draw that this time). and with time there's no doubt Maystan will make more..... [distant thunder] [lightning strike] [haunted music].
about Fordson
they are, without a doubt, the unhealthiest fusion. Fordson isn't physically healthy, and Dipper and Ford's paranoia can clash at unfortunate times. to combat this, he really pushes himself to check in on/care for his family, because they do they same back! so he comes off as a little clingy/lovestruck at times <3.
his freckles are all in the shape of 5-point stars! to reference Dipper's birthmark :). Fordson has more star freckles on the backs of his knees and scattered around his back as well.
also, Fordson needs glasses just like Ford does, but wearing glasses is incredibly uncomfortable so they usually opt out of seeing properly. when they really do need to see, they steal Maystan's glasses because those are the least uncomfortable (and they like the sound that the beads make).
a smaller detail, but his boots are rainboots! not for any particular reason, i just think it suits him.
about Mystery
first of all, this old man makes me sick (endearingly). they're not truly a fusion, but are instead Stan and Ford, working together, in one mind - hence their pronouns being the plural they. these two have such a strong relationship that they can be stable in a fusion like that, and don't have to completely become one in order to function (they do, sometimes, because that's hot, but i haven't drawn what i think that would look like yet lol).
their physical appearance is, of course, a combination of themselves. five fingers on the right, six fingers on the left!
the left is "Ford's" side, in a sense, so there are scars from the electric shackles on Mystery's left wrist + ankle, and a crucifix scar on their left palm.
the right is Stan's side, which is why they have a mouth scar there (not only representing the trunk incident, but also how Stan couldn't, and then didn't when he had the opportunity, take care of his teeth). the sigil scar from their fight in the 1980's is also on the right side, on the back shoulder.
they both have scarred knuckles, from rough lives of fighting. the gun is on the right side so that they can grab it with their left (Ford's) hand.
TONS of pockets in the inner lining of their coat for stealing and trinkets. boots are sort of pirate inspired, but colored both like Ford's boots and Stan's dress shoes.
the eyebat cane is a parallel to Stan's eightball cane! not very practical for use, more for decoration (but there's a good chance both Mystery and Stan have actual functioning canes to use). it has a lightweight (mostly plastic) top, made to look like an eyebat! from the combination of Stan's taxidermy + crafting + art knowledge and Ford's realism + art + engineering knowledge, it's eerily realistic. (the townsfolk don't like looking at it, so Mystery brings it into town whenever they need to steal something LMAO). i haven't drawn what Mystery's actual cane would look like yet, unfortunately.
+ one more thing: Mystery has REALLY dark brown eyes. this was intentional, in order to make them look like a really happy dog/animal with giant pupils XD. Mystery is overjoyed to be fused with their other half/twin, and their expression and behavior easily show that off <3.
about Mayford
Mayford is.. very chaotic. a proud mad scientist who has probably made a way to fly using glitter, and two seconds after the test is done she's onto the next project. she's a whirlwind of activity!
but at the same time, she's very empathetic. if you're tired, she's tired. the best way to calm her down is to be calm, yourself. (but don't forget a hug and some coffee-flavored candy!)
ae is also definitely a cardigan and skirt girly :). slap some of those on and a pair of leggings and aer is good to go! ae isn't as concerned with cleanliness, but aer does carry around perfumes or other smell-good products sometimes if ae knows ae's gonna smell worse for wear but not feel like cleaning or changing clothes. so.. self hygiene is in progress, at least.
another thing is that her goggles are actually glasses! both goggles and glasses, i mean. realistically i don't know how that would work, but this is Mayford. and Mayford is both fanon and so weird that, honestly, goggle-glasses that work for both sight-seeing and welding isn't the strangest invention or oddest thing she's done.
about Stanson
ok so Stanson is actually not as tired/boring as he seems! that's mostly just an act he puts on in front of others. the only true thing about it is his never-ending sarcasm and his monotone voice :).
physically, he's kinda thin, but makes up for it with leg strength, mostly. also, he is a woman! he's just incredibly butch and just happens to have a smaller chest (this doesn't bother him because frankly he Doesn't Care). he generally calls himself a 'girl' or a 'butch' instead of man/woman/lady or other terms.
Stanson is very pessimistic, but some is part of the facade and some isn't. he doesn't let this make him mean, though. he just generally tends to think on the realistic side. thankfully, this makes him a GREAT twin to Mayford (since ae is rather nonsensical).
what isn't fake is his awful fashion sense (he will truly wear anything. thankfully the only atrocious things he owns are shirts that are like, bright orange and say "well, orange YOU awesome? :)" courtesy of Mabel, but if he has sweatpants too large that he wants to wear, he's getting a belt instead of getting different pants).
about M
M is probably the most confusing one, to me, because i find it harder to relate to Dipper or Mabel.
regardless, the general consensus is that they're a hyperfixation-obsessed teenager and WILL yap in your ear for hours about it. anything from stitching patterns to a to-be-solved mystery to what they hope is gonna be for breakfast tomorrow morning. if it exists, M has probably gone on an energy-filled tangent XD. (aka: do NOT let this kid near Mabel juice... that sounds scary...)
M is detail-oriented, like Dipper, but in a more nonsensical way, like Mabel. so their train of thought and behavior may APPEAR strange, but generally their end goal was well-thought out.
they also knit/crochet sweatervests instead of sweaters! they're capable of making sweaters, but enjoy vests more due to being partially Dipper, lol. they usually keep a watch and a hairtie or two on hand, to tell/remember the time and to put up their bouncy hair if it gets annoying/overstimulating!
physically, M is the most tan fusion because Mabel and Dipper are the two main Pines who go outside the most! because M is so tan, they can usually get away with saying they're Soos's cousin if anyone asks. they also have some lighter freckles on their face, to be odd like Dipper's birthmark and to be in place of Mabel's natural blush!
additionally, M's eyes are super large with big ass pupils to show both their newfound innocence (because everything feels weirdly and interestingly new as they first start fusing with one another) and to show how energetic they are! they're kind of like when Stevonnie (from the show Steven Universe) fused for the first time, but it's all of the time, when they're fused with eachother <333.
+ one extra thing: M is a furry! maybe otherkin/a therian/etc., too, but the main thing is that they frequently enjoy wearing ears and a tail + behaving like their animal of choice :). my thought is that Ford and McGucket collaborated and made a working set of ears and tail that move based on M's emotions! the animal they like to present as most is a wolf/wolfdog!
