#puck; interaction.

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          ‘      hey,   no,   s’just a scratch    —    hurts like a bitch,   though.    ’    /    from puck for @knowseverythingaboutyou !

*   accepting   :   one - liner starter call   !

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         ‘    so,   like,   you wear this voluntarily ?     ’      puck ain’t the biggest fan of cats.    then again,   he just ain’t the biggest fan of anyone much if they ain’t maria,   his nana debbie,   or like,   that one dude who always got a dollar off whenever he sold puck his hot dog.    still   -   cats are the worst.    the way they just do whatever the hell they want,   their eyes.    fuck.   they’re the true beasts of this planet,   puck swore.      ‘     were the other animals aren’t available or   ...    ?    plus,  ain’t these type of skinny-wear squeak ?    you sure you’re comfortable ?    m’ gettin’ fuckin’ worried    ...    ’

     from puck for @badlluck   /   general starter call.

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      ‘     language barrier,    man.    it’s the worst.    one time i was lost in the philippines.   wanted to order scotch,   and they gave me this entirely different product of drink and i swear to,   like,   that awesome movie about hilary duff switching places with her moviestar doppelgänger which i still cannot fucking believe hadn’t made top 100 yet,   i tasted the fucking colour pink.    ’    /    from puck for @archerdeafened !

    starter call,   accepting.

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❝   the cruelest behaviour ain’t born or mined.   ❞ AT PUCK BITCH

   *    𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙴 𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝚁𝙿 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙴     !

        a raise of the eyebrow.     now don’t get puck wrong.    sometimes,    just sometimes,    entertainin’ romanoff ain’t always a frustrating affair.    girl’s all terrifying but like,    in a sexy-but-mostly-just-can-you-perform-your-murderous-tricks-somewhere-else-please-thanks-i’m-trying-to-have-my-breakfast-without-interruption-dammit-you-crazy-russian-punk kind of way,    and she’s got all of that hella skillset from those training that,    yikes!     puck knows didn’t come all that pleasantly.     and that’s just it.    he and soviet james bond ( but if james bond were a girl and has like, iconic red hair instead of some boring blond blurgh! )     don’t always get on well,    yeah,   puck can admit t’ that,    but what she’s just saying?    no,    that’s bullshit.     ‘     don’t know if i agree or disagree there,    ya’ wicked spida’   —     never been much for psychology.    ’     or any kind of academic studies,   but.    he’s not getting off-topic here.    for once.    ‘      but s’ far as this puckermaster has learned,    there ain’t not method to madness,    shrek-coloured eyes.    there’s just that    -    psychopaths and criminals and people doing shit ton of horrible things t’ people and stuff around them.      now you,    two-more-limbs-missing —     i get that you’re trained t’ be one of the nasties,   but you stopped,   didn’t ya’?    so that’s just it.    don’t fucking matter whether people have it in their DNA or they grew up learning it    -    they stop doing it,   or it’ll be stopped for them.    that’s what counts.      ’

           and then puck pauses,    squints her eyes at her for a long time.    god,    he hates being way too emotional.    he fucking wants a cheese burger.      ‘       geesh,   the way you speaking,   romanoff    -    s’like i’m the avenger here!     and you know how i feel about bein’ in the limelight:   either i got paid for my absolutely fantastic goddamn hair this earth has ever been graced with,    or leave me outta’ it.    i swear t’ the greatest cartoon on earth garfield that glorious fat motherfucker of a mini lion,   s’ like i’m speakin’ to the wind here lately !     ’