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" UGH, why do we have to be in this DUMB Real World City, huh?! Can't we at LEAST do some shopping while we're here? "
Coming from Kastle Koopa in Dark Land, King Koopa's precious only daughter Kootie Pie roamed the streets of Townsville with a very tired criminal by her side. At the sound of Kootie Pie's whining, Crime Wave Clyde groaned.
" Don't even think about it kid, your scaly old man made me bring you to dis dump for more villain lessons, and dat's exactly what we're gonna do. "
" I want JEWELRY!! I WAAAAANT JEWELERYYYYYY!!! " Kootie Pie roared, throwing a tantrum on the ground.
" ALRIGHT ALREADY!!! Dat'll be your lesson for today. See if you can rob a couple'a stores without anyone stoppin' ya. "
" Okay!!~ " She happily hopped up from the ground. " Hmm... I think I waaaant... THIS ONE!! " Using her wand, Kootie Pie smashed the window of a jewelry store! She scooped up a diamond necklace and marveled at it. " It's PERFECT, PERFECT, PERFECT!!! "
" A little flashy, but the kid's a natural. " Clyde then noticed some guards from the store approaching the two. " Ay kid, those security guards are comin' your way. What do we do to creeps who try n' stop us? "
" We ZAP em!! " Kootie Pie used her wand and turned the guards into puppies!! " HAHAHA! I think I want some new shoes to go with these new pretty gems!! C'MON, CLYDE!! "
With such chaos and fashionable tyranny... Was there anyone who could stop Kootie Pie's sinister shopping spree?!