oh swell i got what i asked for okay here goes
How shall I put this? I was one of those kids whose parents told them you weren’t real. They told me you were just a myth made up from the story of Saint Nicholas that got blown way out of proportion or some such golly-wash.
But, if you think about it, doesn’t that sort of make you a god?
Gods are only real, and only have power, when people believe in them. Plenty of people seem to believe in you. I bet you’re actually one of the most powerful gods out there, because hey; children believe in you. I child’s belief is pretty special, it’s right up there with unconditional love and their belief in unconditional love is absolute until someone breaks it course once it’s broken it’s pretty hard to fix, but hey new babies are being made everyday and around half the world’s adult population (made-up statistic alert) seems to have a deep seated fascination with deceiving their, and that of their friends, progeny. So dude I gotta say; You’ve got it made.
In conclusion. CONGRATS ON THE GODHOOD. Also I’d like an Iphone and a giftcard to Amazon.com.
One of those kids who never had a chance to believe in you but now that they’re older figures a little bit of flattery never hurt anyone when they are trying to get something there’s only the slightest chance of obtaining without having to actually pay for it. Also someone who likes to bend grammar rules.