Sep 22, 2014
❝Why was there spaghetti in this Ziploc bag and more import- antly why was it in your pocket? --- It just went through the wash so it's kinda hot again if you want it.❞ A pause. ❝But I'm keeping the five bucks I found.❞
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❝Why was there spaghetti in this Ziploc bag and more import- antly why was it in your pocket? --- It just went through the wash so it's kinda hot again if you want it.❞ A pause. ❝But I'm keeping the five bucks I found.❞
FIVE SECOND RULE
george would u kill me if i shaved ur face while u were sleeping
i just wanna...s see
❝Freddie Mercury? I f'ought you was dead. Too much takin' it up the arse.❞
closed || pxrnstache
It'd been a long day - she'd been driven to the jail, confronted by all types, and worst of all she had to wear that awful orange jumpsuit for at least a week before she'd fit in with all the others. Even then, the beige slacks didn't look as good as her beloved latex catsuit. It was actually a surprise she hadn't been proven not guilty due to insanity; everyone spoke about her and that clothing she was so fond of. But no. She was here, with all the others, charged with man- slaughter of some kind. In all honesty, she hadn't paid the slightest bit of attention. Luckily she only had to do a couple of years. Despite having more time than many on her hands, she couldn't risk staying locked up long enough for them to notice her lack of ageing. Now, finally, she had the freedom to roam her home for the next few years. Making her way down the hall with a straight face and pursed lips, she kept her eyes from wandering to the people around her. She was the talk of the prison, after all - it wasnt every day that a pale, British woman was incarcerated.
pxrnstache:
"—We’re fucked."
"I think the proper term is you're fucked."
✉ ye
Send ✉ for a half-asleep text
{msg » George} i really want some bacon would you bring me bacon
❄
Send me ❄ for drunk texts.
[SMS >> George]: george porgie puddin and piiiiie[SMS >> George]: I had too much wiiiine in te tub[SMS >> George]: come home join me before i get pruney like an old person[SMS >> George]: also bring anoter bottle i finishe ts one