#q asks

[qcoded]

BPD NINE MAXXING?!??#?! BASED???!?

Nine's villain arc was actually just him crashing out I DON'T MAKE THE RULES!!!!!!!!!

[qcomicsy]

a list of funniest things jason todd could do:

slowly steal the parts of the batmobile and reassemble it elsewhere, then pull up next to bruce in his own second secret batmobile

become a lawyer and get joker setenced to the death penalty - bonus is that he completes college and gets a degree which bruce never did and alfred is proud beyond the gravethat one of his grandkids actually completed college

change bruces name to "free trires" in his phone contacts

call time the wrong name everyday, but it starts of sounding like a genuine mistake (tom, jim ect) and slowly gets further and further away from the original (jimothy, jeremy, dave, the dogs name)

dye his hair red, claim he was an original red head and then gaslight the family into believing bruce made him dye his hair black to look more like dick and be a replacement

come out as gay and claim to be the only gay member of the batfamily and when tim tries to say something to dispute it he just hits him with "who are you again? the computer guy or smthing?"

could also come out as poly and roll up to family dinners with more than one partner and if someone says something about it, he just says "mad cuz i got TWO more partners than you huh. lonesome bitch."

feel free to add on

LMAAAAOO THIS IS GREAT

Let's go.

Made a carbon copy of Batman and spread in strategic places on the Batcave, Tim's boat, Clock Tower, Duke's nest and Dick's house. (He almost killed them)

(One of Dick's colleagues saw it and he had to lie he was this die hard Batfanboy, his ego never recovered until today.)

Stole Tim's mug and placed on Damian's room, stole Damian's mug and placed on Tim's boat then proceeded to visit the Manor until he hard the scream of the fight he planted between them;

When he saw Bernard for the first time he said "Whoa Timmy you move on fast, this one is Terry right?";

Did a Tramp Stamp tattoo;

Slut shames Dick every chance he gets (this one is actually cannon);

Shot Dick's phone;

Every Christmas shows up with a different Outlaws member and affirms that's his partner

Dated an arrow to piss of his dad, when Bruce got over it proceeded to date a lantern instead;

Never told no one other than Dick he's actually in a stable relationship with Artemis because he refuses to swap Bruce's horrified reaction to a normal one;

Gave Bernard the shovel talk;

When he bumped with Selina after the (failed) marriage and she teased him on how he didn't gave her shit for it he just answered "No, no I get it"

Purposely brings Harley to bat reunions under the bullshit "She's my therapist" when the bats bother him, knowing his therapy with Harley only count when they're at her office;

Told every one he's Harley's adopted kid (actually Harley was the one to say that once when she was drunk and he just went along with it);

Exchanged Bernard's number to Kon's in Tim's cell phone and vice-versa;

Left his Mustache grow and showed up as Matches Malone in one of Wayne's Gala;

Lied he was actually a Titan but they kicked him out because Dick's is an asshole;

Stoled Signal's Patrol Lunch;

Stole's Spoiler's lunch;

Brought alcohol to manage going through their family gathering when he was caught he blamed on Tim;

(He thought about blaming on Dick but he knew Dick would just go along with it)

Everytime Dick, Barbara and Bruce call him he answers with "He's dead";

Introduced Tim to the Outlaws with "That's Robin they found him on the thrash"

Showed up to Barbara's job dropped a "Hi mom" as a greeting then proceeded to laugh his ass off while Barbara tried o explain to her coworkers that that tank of a man wasn't her child;

Told Dick Talia adopted him;

Told Talia Dick adopted him;

Told Damian that if Batman dies he's going to adopt him out of spite;

[quanticq]

came over from tt bc i rlly liked ur cult of the lamb stuff, but now I wanna kno more about them 👁👁 since ik everyone's lamb is different in how they write/draw them - what would u say ur lamb's personality is like?

The Lamb aka Leader, The Vessel, Usurper, False Idol

Or just Lambert. (They/Them)

sass, passive aggressive, but genuinely nice, a bit messed up in the head, closeted cannibal but that’s a topic for another day. “Bitches love my sermon!” “This time I'm really gonna do it.” Can’t tell the difference between left and right so they have to do the L method with their hooves. Maxed out their charisma stats so you can imagine what type of bs they made up on the spot.

[sunyandmony]

You cannot stop me

Your drabble was so good I SWEAR

You cannot stop me

Prepare for fanart and interactions with my version of the crime family

*smiles and breathes and stares ominously*

-Q

.. I'm scared for my life as right now I'm making something for another universe of mine...

SHOULD I LOCK MY WINDOWS?

[browneyedgenius]

SO ik that ffwf was yesterday but... tell me about a wip of yours

oh my gosh I can’t wait to rant about my wips thank you for this

I currently have way too many

I have a few left over attempts at writing vi’s bday present (hint may dies in 1.5 of them) that I'm not sure if I'll finish

I have a multi chapter one since before angst war with a dubiously villainous character with good intentions (that one low-key makes me guilty when I write it though since the villain-ish person is kind of really evil???) It’s a canon divergence of s4.

I have SS fic which will remain a mystery until December 25th or later :)

I have a Loki!may philinda fic that I have so many ideas for

and a fic that I call frosty Phil that’s basically crack taken seriously that has baby daisy and Fitzsimmons but also complete philinda. basically, it’s based on the frosty the snowman song where there’s a silk hat and then the bus kids build a snowman and then the snowman turns into Phil and then it turns out Phil is cursed to turn back into a snowman and melt at the end of the day/week/month (haven’t decided yet) unless they break the curse which leads to an adventure in which philinda end up falling in love. 

and I have so many more ideas for wips this is kind of problematic considering the fact that I HAVE NO TIME

thank you for the ask!!!

[the-qloudlet]

To the Kylux community:

My birthday is on the 28th and I was gonna message a few authors and see if anyone would write me an AU and then I was like, why not just ask everyone and hope someone responds? I know the 28th is in 3 days and if anyone actually does this you are by no means restricted to a deadline, I would just be super grateful!!

So these were my thoughts:

• Assassin/target AU • Kidnapper/victim AU • One in which both Hux and Kylo are ninjas/ soldiers/trained killers hunting each other

I would be really really happy if anyone wrote anything for me, whether or not they used my requests

:) thank you for reading

[qcoded]

your "me & mr wolf" animation forever altered my mind. I can't hear the song without thinking of Ray and Henry. I start, like, grinding my teeth like a rabid animal. it's crazy.

ha. IT'S WORKING!!!!! my plan for people to think of henry & ray whenever i associate a song to them is coming into fruition . . . okay jokes aside this is . so flattering dude thank you so so so much 😭 I'm honestly not that proud of it considering i rushed the ending, since I wanted to post it before I started school again, but I'm still glad to know people liked it!!

for you some of my favorite frames .... sorry most of these are henry. i love henry.

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Imagine this. A mix of their borderline unhealthy codependency and Henry's depression ends up with them both dying on the blimp.

OH I'M IMAGINING IT ALRIGHT... I'm honestly surprised this idea hadn't popped into my head so thank you for the food anon lol. I'm assuming you read my tags on @//unblissfulawareness' post, so I'm continuing with the idea that Henry does indeed not gain any powers from the Omega Weapon's fumes and Ray still gets hit with it.

It'd still go like in the original where Henry & Ray fight over who gets to crash down with the blimp, and I honestly only have two ideas on how they'd both end up dying; but, I'm leaning more towards Henry's sacrifice inciting Ray to join him rather than continuing to fight with the kid over who'd stay on the blimp. Henry takes the spear away from Ray, declares that he's going down rather than Captain Man, and Ray just sighs and says he might as well go down too if it's come down to this.

Now, Henry is visibly depressed in the finale so I always interpreted his sacrifice as a partial suicide, but I don't think Ray's potential sacrifice could be ruled out as slightly suicidal as well. He HAS displayed a fear of dying before and I don't imagine he'd willingly want to die, but it's clear he had no problem doing if the situation called for it (like Henry but less severe). So I'd say he'd have more suicidal ideations?

TLDR; Henry accidentally incited Ray to join him in a double suicide. Dark stuff.

Going back to their whole codependency, Ray joins him because he thinks he wouldn't be able to handle the grief that'd come from Henry's potential death. It really would knock in just how attached he got to the kid as well, which started off with refusing to fire him no matter how many people found out about their identified, to staying with him in death (little self indulgent but also to comfort Henry in the sense that at least he wouldn't be dying alone).

Sorta off topic but I did have a little au where they kinda almost died together? Drex either pushes one of them off the blimp and the other goes down with them, or they both get pushed and nearly die before Henry's forcefield protects them both from the impact. Slightly better than death, but definitely not a happy ending because the blimp still crashes into the baby hospital or whatever. Because plot shenanigans and convenience, the Omega Weapon still gets destroyed but y'know, Drex dies in it.