#quality chatlogs

[rats809]

Rats: also you know what's scary

Rats: http://25.media.tumblr.com/b180b751e0f88c7341e69b0cfc17c3df/tumblr_mpgtmnE8Ur1rnw5qjo1_500.png

Rats: the amount of bees disappearing/dying these past few years

Rats: considering bees are considered an indicator species

Monkeypunch: its because oprah keeps capturing them to use on her show

Rats: but she doesnt have a show anymore

Rats: she must be eating them

Monkeypunch: whoa shit when did this happen

Rats: you

Rats: havent heard of OWN?

Rats: she has her own fucking channel now yo

Monkeypunch: no i havent

Rats: josh would be ashamed

Monkeypunch: who is josh

Rats: drake and josh

Monkeypunch: oh

Monkeypunch: OH

Monkeypunch: i totally forgot about his oprah thing

Rats: nice job

[rats809]

Monkeypunch: reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=52_-iRXfcS8

Rats: that fucking old dude

Rats: is a dick

Rats: running away instead of trying to protect the kids or anything

Monkeypunch: shit nigga

Monkeypunch: he has a flamethrower

Rats: it wasnt on

Rats: punch the dude

Rats: gg

Monkeypunch: does it fucking matter

Monkeypunch: he has

Monkeypunch: a flamethrower

Rats: he would have to

Monkeypunch: and hes an old man

Rats: turn it on

Rats: and be the right distance away

Monkeypunch: and there are

Rats: to light the old dude on fire

Monkeypunch: 2 people

Monkeypunch: 2 people

Rats: punch both of them

Monkeypunch: 1 with a flamethrower

Monkeypunch: against 1 old man

Rats: be a badass old dude

Rats: snake could have done it

Monkeypunch: i

Monkeypunch: shit i dont have a response to that

Rats: i win

Rats: huzzah

[party-cat-anthem]

[11:09:14 PM] Kobaruon: I HAVE AN HOUR

[11:09:20 PM] Kobaruon: FOR THE NEW TOOHOO GAME

[11:09:24 PM] Kobaruon: WHAT DO IDO??

[11:09:29 PM] Catsby 561 [Enoch]: poop

[11:09:41 PM] Kobaruon: brb

[rats809]

Monkeypunch: i want to buy a sack of mini dicks

Monkeypunch: i mean

Monkeypunch: just think of what you could do with them

Rats: leave one on the counter in the kitchen

Rats: then act like i have no idea what it is

Rats: then leave a few more around the house

Rats: continue acting oblivous

Rats: eventually

Rats: dicks everywhere

Monkeypunch: imagine throwing one at someone at school or at work

Monkeypunch: imagine the confusion

[rats809]

Monkeypunch: god damnit

Monkeypunch: http://puu.sh/2rHnE

Monkeypunch: release is tomorrow

Monkeypunch: fix yourself

Rats: lol

Rats: i rmember i got like

Rats: most of them

Rats: iirc i had 93

Rats: yep

Rats: 93

Rats: /105

Rats: idgaf if im not getting this game when it comes out im putting codes in anyways

Rats: omg

Monkeypunch: ?

Rats: http://puu.sh/2rHu7

Rats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGViLwHEUk

Rats: HAH

Monkeypunch: fuck you

Monkeypunch: time to put some effort into a counter HAH

Monkeypunch: http://puu.sh/2rHvW

Monkeypunch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGViLwHEUk

[rats809]

Monkeypunch: "gun located in suspect's vagina"

Rats: sounds like she tried to

Rats: *shades*

Rats: bang herself

Rats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

Monkeypunch: too much effort went into that

[party-cat-anthem]

[9:27:50 PM] Monsieur Thénardier: yeah i

[9:27:54 PM] Youngster Joey and his RATTATA: what video

[9:27:59 PM] Monsieur Thénardier: no

[rats809]

Monkeypunch: theres this asian chick that sometimes comes in to one of my classes

Monkeypunch: idk who she is or how old she is

Monkeypunch: i dont think shes a student

Monkeypunch: i think shes mainly a translator or something

Monkeypunch: but she fine

Monkeypunch: and she kept looking at me then looking away real quick once i noticed

Monkeypunch: bitch want the d

Rats: nah man

Monkeypunch: that or she thinks im weird and is starting

Rats: you're both asian

Monkeypunch: er

Monkeypunch: staring

Rats: bitch want the A+

Monkeypunch: heh