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[voice mail]
-whispering and giggling- sister. ssssssissssster. pssssst. sister? you there? so this is top top secret. but. um. but. so yeah, when you come over, bring that bag of weed with you. -giggles- girl we gon get high like a KITE. I got snacks, fuckin loads of gummy worms n' shit. Damn I need a good smoke, let's drink to that. I got whiskey, uh, well I had whiskey but someone drank it. DAMMIT WHO DRANK MY WHISKEY. IMA HUNT YO DOWN AND WHOOP YO ASS YOU WHISKEY DRINKING FIEND. DAMMIT LOKI WHO TOOK MY WHISKEY.
[whispering again]
don't forget the weeeed mann.
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Sorry about the legs. You know it was pretty nice of you to throw yourself out there for me. Didn't realize you'd break both legs, but hey, the fireworks were fucking great huh? Let's do it again sometime-show those Avengers we aren't intimidated by them. It would be fun. You know...












