#queerheadspace

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Eatting ass didn't become okay until "eat the booty like groceries" got popular

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Telling someone not to act suspicious will 100% make them act suspicious even if they don't mean to

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The face when someone asks if those are your leftovers and you say yes and they reach for them

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That feel when it's 1am and suddenly 10 minutes later it's 3am and you swear you're a time traveler

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I’ve got the runs

As in running away from my responsibilities Also I have diarrhea