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The Hydra Trilogy

Master hydrators

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With a Wink Part II

Written by Kathleen! A continuation of the chatroom they began in "With a Wink"

‎Kathleen: Even though we've never met--to my knowledge--sometimes when I dream about you I perform wandless magic and make patronuses in my sleep

Kathleen: oh my god that sounded really awkward

Kathleen: It's just you make me so happy! I don't know what I would do without my daily dose of quidditch.

‎Quinksy: ...quidditch?

‎Quinksy Quimpernel felt sad. She knew that indeed, quidditch was a worthy thing to want, but ... there was some part of her that hoped that Kathleen wanted her all to herself, for herself. But if that was part of the problem with being an anonymous blogger, then she would bear the cost.

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Freaky Fortune Cookies

Prompt: Mason and Alan

Mason and Alan stared unabashedly at each other, stunned. What had just happened? What was going on? Mason lifted his hand and found himself running his fingers through Alan's red hair. Alan could feel the chill of the wind on Mason's skin. As strange, bizarre, and unexpected as it was, they could not escape it. It was a part of them now. "I did not expect this," Alan croaked, finding the sound of his voice strange now. "Me neither," Mason gulped. "Who knew those fortune cookies we found in Chris's backpack would switch our bodies?"

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With a Wink

Camila wrote this one :D

Kathleen dropped her face into her hands, unable to contain her emotions. A wink face! Quinksy had used a winky face! She knew it could mean nothing, that it could constitute just another meaningless joke, part of the ribald conversations of quid chats. But each time Quinksy spoke to her, each time it seemed that he/she/it was paying special attention to her… she blew out a sigh. Every time what? She was just another blogger among many, and she could not imagine she could compare to the ongoing obsession with fancy hat man (who she had to admit did indeed, have a very fancy hat and suit). But a new window on Facebook chat had opened, Quinksy Quimpernel blinking at her. Oh! A private chat. Confidence restored, Kathleen rallied to her keyboard.

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Puppy Love

Prompt: Kathleen/Quinksy with something adorable

Quinksy sighed. "One of these days," she/he/it said with determination. "One of these days, I'm going to meet Benepe and - " "Why Benepe?" a voice purred. "I could offer you so much more." Quinksy turned around and gasped. Kathleen was standing before her/him/it, a glowing smile on her face and an adorable black puppy in her hands. "Choose me," Kathleen whispered, getting down on one knee and holding the puppy up as her offering, "and you can have all the puppies you could ever want." The puppy wagged her tail, and Quinksy felt her/his/it's heart tighten. The puppy was so cute, and so clearly loving, but...what about Benepe? "He," Kathleen insisted, "will never be able to offer you what I can. What Padfoot here can." And with those words, Quinksy knew what the decision had to be.

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A Hundred Years Until Tomorrow

Prompt: Camila wants to be a Team USA ref. Or Quidditch mom. One of those two.

"So, miss Camila the Quidditch mum, are you coming?" the man in the trenchcoat asked with a charming smile. Camila paused. "I don't know," she said slowly. "I have to ref a Quidditch match tomorrow, and - " "It can be the night before tomorrow for another hundred years, if you like," the Doctor said with a wink. "How about I show you the Quidditch World Cup CLII? Now THAT'S a sight to see."

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The Hydra Trilogy

Prompt: Ra and Matt are the water-people for Team USA

"How dare you!" Ra shrieked, shivering and infuriated. She had just been soaked by a cooler full of Gatorade, and was glaring at the perpetrator with a look that could melt an ice cube.  Matt grinned. "I think it suits you," he teased, throwing the cooler aside. She just stared at him for a moment before producing water balloons out of seemingly nowhere and pelting Matt in the face with them. "No fair, no fair!" he cried, trying to run away, but Ra was too quick for him; soon, he found himself crashing into the dirt, pinned to the ground with a surprising amount of strength. "I'll show you what suits me," she growled, keeping him down by straddling his waist, and Matt felt his face grow hot. Oh, Merlin.

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"Sorry I tried to kill you," Ra said awkwardly. "No hard feelings," Matt laughed. "The hospital bill was lower than I expected, and I was sort of asking for it, anyway." And then he treated her to ice cream and she gave him her last Easter-themed mini Twix bar and they had dessert under the stars.

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"Shit, who knew that that MRI they gave me was going to grant me water-bending powers?" Matt exclaimed as he lowered into a defensive stance. "And who knew that Gatorade was soaked with the same chemicals?" Ra laughed, doing the same. And as the pair used their master water-bending to hydrate their teammates, all the other Quidditch teams lost, looking to the awesome pair in fear and admiration. Hydration would never be a problem for Team USA; not while these two were around.

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