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Shaggy: Hey, like, how come there are little pawprints all over the wall?

Scooby (whispering): Rhy are there rittle rawrints all over the rall?

Scrappy (whispering): Because I have little paws.

Scooby: Recause he has rittle raws!

Horohoro: I really wish you’d just admit when you make a mistake.

Ren, stirring his tea: Maybe I just prefer it with salt.

Persephone: Hades and I don't have pet names for each other.

Hecate: Uh huh. Seph, what do bees make?

Persephone: Honey?

Hades, from down the hall: Yeah, babe?

Hecate:

Persephone: Uhh...

Hecate: Don't you ever lie to my face again.

Amanda: I just came by to watch you die miserably!

Todd: That’s very kind of you.

Persephone: It's kind of dark in here. Do you have a flashlight?

Hades: You're the only light I need in my life

Persephone: Honey, I actually can't see.

Lawyer: To prove he was home alone, I would like to present my client's internet search history from that evening.

Loki: I'd rather just confess to the murder.

Aphrodite: Ares is just too tall for me to kiss...

Athena: Punch him in the stomach, then he'll double over in pain.

Artemis: Or break his kneecaps!

Hera: Or both?

Ares: Or you could just ask me to bend down?!

Loki: When I was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."

Sigyn: Oh, please. When you were born, the gods said, "Oh. Competition."

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